Tell a joke, riddle, or just something funny (non-PC)

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No constraints other than the board rules, of course. If it pisses off Jaded Lizard then that's a bonus.

 

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Jade Dragon banned me from his thread for this joke, some people just have no sense of humour!!

Q. Why did the sperm cross the road?
A. Because JD put on the wrong socks this morning.

 

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[TOP]

https://www.facebook.com/PittyParty/videos/vb.107203952651137/623140068106995/?type=2&theater

 

[TOP]

Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had many problems;(

 

[Yurt]

Jaded is the most sensitive girl on the interwebs. Constantly crying about this and that. And the bitch gets offended when she is insulted, yet has no problem dishing out insults.

 

[Yurt]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[evince]

comedically handicapped

yes it is best you play among your selves


stay here and use that fake laugh with each other


you now how it disturbs the normal people

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see its flatmate.

 

[TOP]

What do you call a noble bottle of hot sauce?
Sir Racha

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Thanks Jerry a voice of sanity from the entertainment industry.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to the punk rocker?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Here's a sick one for Tom.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None!

 

[Jack]

Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.

 

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Here's a sick one for Tom.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


None!

Not bad, heard it before though.

 

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Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.

I also said that I flew on a Max-9, did you miss that?

 

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Who's the guy on the Forum that was exclaiming how wonderful the Max 8 was.

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

 

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re 13 before it comes on your face.

 

[Jack]

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

OK. That's pretty good.