The JPP Boat is sinking!

[Jarod]

I simply cant understand why I cant get on any of these lists.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I would throw of the most useless or senseless posters. ergo I would toss;

#1. Grind. (right)
#2. Desh. (left)
#3. Howie/Buck Ewer. (left)
#4. Chopped Liver (right)
#5. Truth Detector (right)
#6.The Dude (left)

Grind was a tough choice. He's actually a fair to middlin moderator....but as a poster he's pretty useless. He has only two topics he can discuss. Zimmerman and Guns...and those two are related so it's really only one. That is really odd when you consider he doesn't even own a gun.

Desh is nuts. Funny as hell but other than the occasional laugh doesn't add a lot

Howie is a slightly more sane version of Desh. Howie is like an alcoholic. He'll have moments of acute clarity...but then he'll drink some more Kool-Aid.

Chopped Liver provides nothing of value, only hate and anger.

Ditto for Truth Detector.

The Dude is freaking hillarous but too stoned to be of any value. Over the side he goes.

what a wasted effort.....anyone who's ever taken a shit in the pool knows turds float.....put those six in a bag, tie them to the boat and they will help keep it afloat......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Not only throw you overboard; but tie an anchor to your legs and drench you in fish chum.

Nice touch!

 

[Jarod]

Funny, everyone wants to dump Desh... but she's the only one they are brave enough to engage in most threads.

Its turned into the Supercandy Cawckaw v. Desh show.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Nearly every single person on this site would miss me immensely

who are you.....do you post here?.......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I simply cant understand why I cant get on any of these lists.

We need someone to buffer PiMP.

 

[Jarod]

We need someone to buffer PiMP.

Am I really akin to the liberal PiMP?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

who are you.....do you post here?.......

Conversely we need you to buffer Jarhead.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Am I really akin to the liberal PiMP?

No. That would be an oxymoron. Be that as it may.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Am I really akin to the liberal PiMP?

If it would make you feel better, if it was a real ship you and PiMP would be the first ones to go. What's the old adage....kill all the lawyers first.

 

[Jarod]

Ok, I feel better.

I was afraid you were saying I was the mirror image.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

If it would make you feel better, if it was a real ship you and PiMP would be the first ones to go. What's the old adage....kill all the lawyers first.

quoted the fool who discovered there was no one left to defend him from charges of murder.......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Ok, I feel better.

I was afraid you were saying I was the mirror image.

you know those fun house mirrors that make everything look fatter?........

 

[canceled.2021.1]

I simply cant understand why I cant get on any of these lists.

Because you are the worst thing anyone can be. You are irrelevant and boring.

 

[Jarod]

Because you are the worst thing anyone can be. You are irrelevant and boring.

If you think that is the worse someone can be, I better understand your ideology. Thanks.

 

[J Craft]

#1. StormX
#2. Desh
#3. Buck Ewer/LeontheCat
#4. Chopped Liver
#5. Dude
#6. Zappa

Their contribution is always the same and equally bigoted. The last two could be better, but choose not to be.

 

[J Craft]

Am I really akin to the liberal PiMP?

No, he's much more clever.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I simply cant understand why I cant get on any of these lists.

You just need to try harder.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Because you are the worst thing anyone can be. You are irrelevant and boring.

But somehow you managed to make many peoples list. Why is this?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

#1. StormX
#2. Desh
#3. Buck Ewer/LeontheCat
#4. Chopped Liver
#5. Dude
#6. Zappa

Their contribution is always the same and equally bigoted. The last two could be better, but choose not to be.

This one is disqualified for the same reason as Tom's first list. You have 4 liberals and 2 conservatives.