The JPP Presidential Administration

[BRUTALITOPS]

what the FUCK is this giving me a lowly piece of shit cabinet position.

 

[WinterBorn]

i'm an insurgent, your administration will suffer a thousand paper cuts

Ummm.....President? You wanna borrow a couple of veterans with issues? I'm sure they could "handle" the above mentioned insurgent problem. And we can blame PTSD or Agent Orange.

 

[Doctor Flower Power]

what the FUCK is this giving me a lowly piece of shit cabinet position.

Look at it this way; at least you're still above a woman. Who apparently have not yet become full citizens at JPP.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Look at it this way; at least you're still above a woman. Who apparently have not yet become full citizens at JPP.

uh that goes without saying

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Ummm.....President? We are scared. The Yursingency is everywhere. I just wet myself.

it has begun. fear. know it well. we come.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You forgeot Secretaries for HHS (I'm assuming that was mine....HHS...profligate beatings...they're pretty much the same, right?) and Homeland Security.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well there wasn't a secretary of MILFs and I used up my one made up position on Mott so I could beat him daily on camera as a lesson to all other Ohioans that they should mind their place.

No you didn't. HHS and Proflicate Relations/Beatings are pretty much the same thing.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Oh...and let me guess....my official responsibilities will be to say "OW! Thank you Mr. President may I have another."

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Oh...and let me guess....my official responsibilities will be to say "OW! Thank you Mr. President may I have another."

 

[/MSG/]

You forgeot Secretaries for HHS (I'm assuming that was mine....HHS...profligate beatings...they're pretty much the same, right?) and Homeland Security.

Homeland Security is dissolved. Yurt can be HHS.

 

[/MSG/]

Oh...and let me guess....my official responsibilities will be to say "OW! Thank you Mr. President may I have another."

If you can do that with a ball gag sure, go nuts.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

fortunately I was not on the list.....it frees me up to lead the disloyal Opposition Party....

 

[Mott the Hoople]

fortunately I was not on the list.....it frees me up to lead the disloyal Opposition Party....

How much will you bribe me to betray President Mittens?

 

[cancel2 2022]

President: Me (dur)
Vice President: President Mike Cole 2024
Secretary of State: Watermark
Secretary of Defense: Blackflag
Secretary of Treasury: Superfreak
Secretary of Interior: Grind
Secretary of Agriculture: Topspin (he knows the most about growing stuff)
Secretary of Commerce: Ironhead
Secretary of Energy: Tom Prendergast
Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Winterborn
Secretary of HUD: Voltaire
Secretary of Labor: Damocles
Secretary of Transportation: Threedee
Secretary of Profligate relations/beatings: Mott
Attorney General: STY

I've just seen this, oh well could have been worse.

 

[Minister of Truth]

what the FUCK is this giving me a lowly piece of shit cabinet position.

Quit your whining, I got stuck with Transportation.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Hey, Rana, get your red panties and come on down to the DOT for a free ride!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Time for a coup.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Time for a coup.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

what the FUCK is this giving me a lowly piece of shit cabinet position.

The Interior secretary leads the death squads and crushes dissent.

 

[Minister of Truth]

After State, Interior is actually quite a powerful position, because its one of the oldest. Seriously, after the initial four (State, Treasury, War/Defense, and AG), I think the only other major civil position created before Interior was Navy, and its not even cabinet level.