Siri is telling you to get rid of that dirty great beer belly.
I don't drink beer. No trolling allowed in this thread.
Siri is telling you to get rid of that dirty great beer belly.
I don't drink beer. No trolling allowed in this thread.
what if every night when you go to sleep, your brain reboots, killing off the old "you" before reloading a copy of your consciousness? What if every night when you go to sleep, you effectively die and each day you just have false memories of continually existing? But really, you consciousness is just repeatedly being re-cloned? This is also why if you dont sleep for like 7-10 days you'll just drop dead. Your brain needs to reboot and reload the you program.
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HA HA HA H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣
H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣H̶̘̰A̶͓͖̙͖͓̞̹̬̞Ḩ̧̥̬̥̩̺̲̰͖A҉͕͎͝H̛̱̤A̵̮͍̮̭̕̕H͔̣̠̥͓͍̯͢ͅA̠̫̩̠̝͡H͎͚̼̫͔̦A̫̖͕͔̭̘̳̻H̸̸̼͎͇͙̜̀A̵̖̪̹H̴̥̘͝A̷̺̹̼̭̦̕͘H̸͍͎̖̦͇̭̜͇̝͘͠A̶̖̫̱͓̲̙̱̕Ḥ̵̳͉ͅA̸͕H̴͕̱̣̠̰À̛͍̺͚̩̼͚̲̖͈H̡̛̙̪̹̯̩Ą̭̲̠̜̥͢H̛͚͕Ạ̸̵͟Ḥ̶̪͠A̵̢͔͈͙̠Ḩ̺̳͓̯̹̜̘À̶͇̟͕̲H̹͇̜̦͎̯A̭̥͇̭̮͇̹̮H̜̺̯͓̺ͅA̺͍̘̥͝H̛̟̟͙͖̟̹̭̖A҉̺̜̞̼̣̫̺̠͠H̶͎̮̯͎̳̻̮͉A̻̟͔̭Á̱H̦̪̲͎͘͡O̶͎̼̣̕͠H͕͈͉̞̜̗̮̕͢ͅO̗̥̞͚̻͖̩ͅH̱̲̗̖͍͔̘͓O͖̕H̕͏̰͇͖͙̪E̝̞̯̣̣͜͠H͏͕̠͙̗Ḛ̵̢̖H̵̨͔̟͎̠̀E̡̨҉͎̮Ḫ̸̹͍̜́E͢҉̜̫̦̤H͟͏̩̙͈͓̜͢E͘҉̝̱H̵̜̙E̩͕̙̹͇̻̭͞H̡̨͚͔̘̯̯̬E̶̡͕̰̮̦̘̹
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Ok....that's Fucking freaky.
HA HA HA H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣
H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣H̶̘̰A̶͓͖̙͖͓̞̹̬̞Ḩ̧̥̬̥̩̺̲̰͖A҉͕͎͝H̛̱̤A̵̮͍̮̭̕̕H͔̣̠̥͓͍̯ ͢ͅA̠̫̩̠̝͡H͎͚̼̫͔̦A̫̖͕͔̭̘̳̻H̸̸̼͎͇͙̜̀A̵̖̪̹H̴̥̘͝A̷̺̹̼̭ ̦̕͘H̸͍͎̖̦͇̭̜͇̝͘͠A̶̖̫̱͓̲̙̱̕Ḥ̵̳͉ͅA̸͕H̴͕̱̣̠̰À̛͍̺͚̩̼͚̲ ̖͈H̡̛̙̪̹̯̩Ą̭̲̠̜̥͢H̛͚͕Ạ̸̵͟Ḥ̶̪͠A̵̢͔͈͙̠Ḩ̺̳͓̯̹̜̘À̶͇̟͕̲ H̹͇̜̦͎̯A̭̥͇̭̮͇̹̮H̜̺̯͓̺ͅA̺͍̘̥͝H̛̟̟͙͖̟̹̭̖A҉̺̜̞̼̣̫̺̠͠ H̶͎̮̯͎̳̻̮͉A̻̟͔̭Á̱H̦̪̲͎͘͡O̶͎̼̣̕͠H͕͈͉̞̜̗̮̕͢ͅO̗̥̞͚̻͖̩ ͅH̱̲̗̖͍͔̘͓O͖̕H̕͏̰͇͖͙̪E̝̞̯̣̣͜͠H͏͕̠͙̗Ḛ̵̢̖H̵̨͔̟͎̠̀E̡̨ ҉͎̮Ḫ̸̹͍̜́E͢҉̜̫̦̤H͟͏̩̙͈͓̜͢E͘҉̝̱H̵̜̙E̩͕̙̹͇̻̭͞H̡̨͚͔̘̯ ̯̬E̶̡͕̰̮̦̘̹
HA HA HA H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣
H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣H̶̘̰A̶͓͖̙͖͓̞̹̬̞Ḩ̧̥̬̥̩̺̲̰͖A҉͕͎͝H̛̱̤A̵̮͍̮̭̕̕H͔̣̠̥͓͍̯ ͢ͅA̠̫̩̠̝͡H͎͚̼̫͔̦A̫̖͕͔̭̘̳̻H̸̸̼͎͇͙̜̀A̵̖̪̹H̴̥̘͝A̷̺̹̼̭ ̦̕͘H̸͍͎̖̦͇̭̜͇̝͘͠A̶̖̫̱͓̲̙̱̕Ḥ̵̳͉ͅA̸͕H̴͕̱̣̠̰À̛͍̺͚̩̼͚̲ ̖͈H̡̛̙̪̹̯̩Ą̭̲̠̜̥͢H̛͚͕Ạ̸̵͟Ḥ̶̪͠A̵̢͔͈͙̠Ḩ̺̳͓̯̹̜̘À̶͇̟͕̲ H̹͇̜̦͎̯A̭̥͇̭̮͇̹̮H̜̺̯͓̺ͅA̺͍̘̥͝H̛̟̟͙͖̟̹̭̖A҉̺̜̞̼̣̫̺̠͠ H̶͎̮̯͎̳̻̮͉A̻̟͔̭Á̱H̦̪̲͎͘͡O̶͎̼̣̕͠H͕͈͉̞̜̗̮̕͢ͅO̗̥̞͚̻͖̩ ͅH̱̲̗̖͍͔̘͓O͖̕H̕͏̰͇͖͙̪E̝̞̯̣̣͜͠H͏͕̠͙̗Ḛ̵̢̖H̵̨͔̟͎̠̀E̡̨ ҉͎̮Ḫ̸̹͍̜́E͢҉̜̫̦̤H͟͏̩̙͈͓̜͢E͘҉̝̱H̵̜̙E̩͕̙̹͇̻̭͞H̡̨͚͔̘̯ ̯̬E̶̡͕̰̮̦̘̹
HA HA HA H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣
H̸͖A̴̺͈̻̪͓͈͉ ̫̺̪̞̟H͏̻͔̻̩̭̩͉A̜̠̪̗͖͚̺ ̠̙͓H̨̦̺A̶̖͓̹͇̳ͅA̬͇A̘̩͓̹̹̮̹͠ ̢̣H͖̬Á̮͚͎̟͇ ̡͙̳H̖̗̫̹͔̟̪A̺̳̱̣͎ͅH̖̟̠͜Ạ̪͚̺̹̼͓H̙͚A̸͓͓H̙̞͙͇̲̰A̱̣̗̙̘ ̞͘H̠̝͖̣͞A̸̯̝͎͎̣H̶̘̰A̶͓͖̙͖͓̞̹̬̞Ḩ̧̥̬̥̩̺̲̰͖A҉͕͎͝H̛̱̤A̵̮͍̮̭̕̕H͔̣̠̥͓͍̯ ͢ͅA̠̫̩̠̝͡H͎͚̼̫͔̦A̫̖͕͔̭̘̳̻H̸̸̼͎͇͙̜̀A̵̖̪̹H̴̥̘͝A̷̺̹̼̭ ̦̕͘H̸͍͎̖̦͇̭̜͇̝͘͠A̶̖̫̱͓̲̙̱̕Ḥ̵̳͉ͅA̸͕H̴͕̱̣̠̰À̛͍̺͚̩̼͚̲ ̖͈H̡̛̙̪̹̯̩Ą̭̲̠̜̥͢H̛͚͕Ạ̸̵͟Ḥ̶̪͠A̵̢͔͈͙̠Ḩ̺̳͓̯̹̜̘À̶͇̟͕̲ H̹͇̜̦͎̯A̭̥͇̭̮͇̹̮H̜̺̯͓̺ͅA̺͍̘̥͝H̛̟̟͙͖̟̹̭̖A҉̺̜̞̼̣̫̺̠͠ H̶͎̮̯͎̳̻̮͉A̻̟͔̭Á̱H̦̪̲͎͘͡O̶͎̼̣̕͠H͕͈͉̞̜̗̮̕͢ͅO̗̥̞͚̻͖̩ ͅH̱̲̗̖͍͔̘͓O͖̕H̕͏̰͇͖͙̪E̝̞̯̣̣͜͠H͏͕̠͙̗Ḛ̵̢̖H̵̨͔̟͎̠̀E̡̨ ҉͎̮Ḫ̸̹͍̜́E͢҉̜̫̦̤H͟͏̩̙͈͓̜͢E͘҉̝̱H̵̜̙E̩͕̙̹͇̻̭͞H̡̨͚͔̘̯ ̯̬E̶̡͕̰̮̦̘̹