The real reason they invaded Venezuela

It wasn't drugs. It wasn't "communism". It wasn't even oil.

Turns out it was because trump didn't like Maduro's dancing.

It seems he though Maduro was mocking him.

Was he?

I have no idea, but that is not a reason to invade another country.


P.S. the local trumpers are gonna love this and fully support it. They will say things like "how dare he mock Fearless Leader"!!
Either way the evil prick is gone. Score one for the good guys! If trump cured cancer you wretched pieces of shit would question why.
 
It wasn't drugs. It wasn't "communism". It wasn't even oil.

Turns out it was because trump didn't like Maduro's dancing.

It seems he though Maduro was mocking him.

Was he?

I have no idea, but that is not a reason to invade another country.


P.S. the local trumpers are gonna love this and fully support it. They will say things like "how dare he mock Fearless Leader"!!
That account may not be as loony as it sounds.
 
This is not rocket science.

Trump has wanted the US to take over Venezuela for over a decade now to enrich American big oil companies.

Rubio is an old school Neo Con who convinced him that bringing back the NEO CON era policies was a good thing to do.

Trump knows the core of his Magat base are poorly educated (aka stupid) so he feels he can just got the core of the America First, no foreign interventions, no wars, promise and they will still clap like seals
 
It wasn't drugs. It wasn't "communism". It wasn't even oil.

Turns out it was because trump didn't like Maduro's dancing.

It seems he though Maduro was mocking him.

Was he?

I have no idea, but that is not a reason to invade another country.


P.S. the local trumpers are gonna love this and fully support it. They will say things like "how dare he mock Fearless Leader"!!
^^^

The above conspiracy theory has been brought to you through a generous donation from the Peoples Republic of China, and the Chinese Communist Party - with some proceeds paid to the democratic national convention..
 
It's "sourced" with the "some sources close to" they use when they just make crap up. Even so, it is still funny.
You wishing it wasn't true doesn't mean anything.

Large news organizations are not in the habit of inventing stories for fun.

They are reporting some information they received.
 
You wishing it wasn't true doesn't mean anything.

Large news organizations are not in the habit of inventing stories for fun.

They are reporting some information they received.
Nonsense. I think it is hilarious. I hope it is true. But "sources say" is not sourced. They are writing fiction that you want to believe so badly you will ignore the craptacular references.
 
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