The real reason they invaded Venezuela

Get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Hang your head in great respect
and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Trump is the head of a crazy religion. If some other politician did this shit, the people would be in the streets.
Maduro made Venezuela a target when he claimed the country's oil reserves were triple what was previously known. People like Trump will steal it.
 
It wasn't drugs. It wasn't "communism". It wasn't even oil.

Turns out it was because trump didn't like Maduro's dancing.

It seems he though Maduro was mocking him.

Was he?

I have no idea, but that is not a reason to invade another country.


P.S. the local trumpers are gonna love this and fully support it. They will say things like "how dare he mock Fearless Leader"!!
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