Things that annoy me
- Thread starter Beefy
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Beefy
Worst gambler ever
You know, I coined the "why do you hate america" gag back in '03, and its since been wrung dry.
uscitizen
Villified User
gonzojournals
Better than You
Things I do like (a short list in no particular order, except for number 1):
#1- Mel Gibson
#2- Mel Gibson movies
#3- Screwdrivers (the drink)
#4- Jack Daniels
#5- Good beer
#6- Marlboro Reds
#7- Books
#8- Movies
#9- My car (2003 Kia Optima)
#10- Joseph Stalin (though I don't know why)
#11- Hellblazer comic series
#12- Sleeping
#13- Sex
#14- Young Libertarian
#15- Frango chocolate
#16- Liberty Orchard candy
#17- Tool
#18- Being a dick
#19- Mussolini (pre-Hitler)
#20- Lustmord
LMAO! you know I have nothin' but luv 4 u beefy! And ditto on cawacko. He's not incoherent when he's drunk. He's hilarious.
they smell
they piss on things
they scratch everything up
You're right, what's not to love?
Cancel 2016.2
The Almighty
Cancel 2016.2
The Almighty
Its probably more like "what didn't the virgins do"...
TexasMeg
the observer
LOL i hate yours the best. as for #6...does that count for screaming twins outside my bedroom door right now too? oh wait...maybe its just the action i hate. Children are a blessing...children are a blessing...children are a blessing...(my daily mantra)
LOL. Actually my coworkers and I were just talking about having multiples. Kids are too darn expensive. We decided that if you have triplets you have to determine which one is the smart one early on and invest in that one. Give 'em a puzzle or something. You have to train the other ones to marry rich.
"...sorry kids.....looks like Sammy is the only one that gets to go to college...."
TexasMeg
the observer
LOL definitely an idea for me to consider. Hmmm maybe i'll train the girl and have the boy marry rich. At least then she can possibly afford her own wedding
LOL definitely an idea for me to consider. Hmmm maybe i'll train the girl and have the boy marry rich. At least then she can possibly afford her own wedding
The plan isn't gender biased at all. If the boy is the one that ends up with the puzzle in his mouth rather than trying to put it together........that's life!
TexasMeg
the observer
The plan isn't gender biased at all. If the boy is the one that ends up with the puzzle in his mouth rather than trying to put it together........that's life!
OMG are you spying in my house?? LOL
Litmus
Verified User
I'd train the girls to marry rich, and have the boy be a provider, just because of how society is. Rich and successful women STILL want the man to make MORE and that's why they're all withering on the vine, still single, searching for someone worthy. Men are willing to actually provide for others without considering the supported spouse a "loser". This is just what I would do, based on years of human observation.
STFU you misogynist tool.
My cat does none of these things. And he keeps the mice out of the house and barn.
Litmus
Verified User
That's right, women hate marrying up.
You are entirely insane. Pizza Hut does not make the best pizza in the world. Although I don't hate it and it isn't bad for conveyor belt pizza, it is far from the best pizza in the world.