DigitalDave
Sexy Beast!
Ohio State didn't even know how to pick a decent mascot! OMG, I am SO scared of a fucking buckeye! Shaking in my damn boots!! WTF is a buckeye? A nut of some kind? That explains a helluva lot!
It's our state tree, assbag. What the hell is a Crimson Tide? Is that some kind of slang for a menstrual cycle? Don't talk about mascots when your is nothing but a damn algea bloom in the gulf. OMG I'm so scared!
Also, Ohio typically has a team or two in the top 10 in High School. Within the couple years I played, we made #1. St. Ignatius also usually makes that list. I can't remember a year we didn't have someone from Ohio on that list.
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