This totally makes sense.
I never understood the urban legend that Trump was an Adonis-like ladies man.
If Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal are to be believed, they reported Trump tried to hand them wads of cash for sex.
That tells me right there, this porcine fat ass is quite used to having to pay women to incentivize them to have sex with him.
I guess that's why your wife secretly call me to do for her what she says you can't do.