Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer's genitalia?

I did not think this was all that funny but every comedian has lines that dont work.....my outrage is 0/10.
Trump is an accidental comedian. He lacks a sense of humor. He talks about penus size in front of a mixed audience. He does not know better than that. This was not intended to be comedy. Trump makes no sense. You cringe when he talks.
 
Trump is an accidental comedian. He lacks a sense of humor. He talks about penus size in front of a mixed audience. He does not know better than that. This was not intended to be comedy. Trump makes no sense. You cringe when he talks.
I doubt that you are so dumb as to believe what you claim to believe.

If you are may God help you.

Stupid Hurts Here.
 
LATROBE, Pa. (AP) — Donald Trump's campaign suggested he would begin previewing his closing argument Saturday night with Election Day barely two weeks away. But the former president kicked off his rally with a detailed story about Arnold Palmer, at one point even praising the late, legendary golfer's genitalia.

Trump was campaigning in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where Palmer was born in 1929 and learned to golf from his father, who suffered from polio and was head pro and greenskeeper at the local country club.

Politicians saluting Palmer in his hometown is nothing new. But Trump spent 12 full minutes doing so at the top of his speech and even suggested how much more fun the night would be if Palmer, who died in 2016, could join him on stage.

“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women," Trump said. "This is a guy that was all man.”

Then he went even further.

“When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable,'” Trump said with a laugh. “I had to say. We have women that are highly sophisticated here, but they used to look at Arnold as a man.”:whoa:

Trump senior adviser Jason Miller told reporters before the speech that Trump planned to preview his closing argument against Vice President Kamala Harris and “start to get into that framing.” Candidates have traditionally used their final days on the campaign trail to sum up for the electorate why they deserve to win the White House.

Trump eventually hit many of his favorite campaign themes but didn't offer much in the way of new framing of the race or why he should win it. He instead boasted of creating strong tax policies and a strong military during his first term in office.

He slammed Harris as “crazy" and added a profanity.

“You have to tell Kamala Harris that you’ve had enough, that you just can’t take it anymore, we can’t stand you anymore, you’re a s— vice president,” Trump said to roars of the crowd. "The worst. You’re the worst vice president. Kamala, you’re fired. Get the hell out of here.”

He also criticized Harris for suggesting during her unsuccessful run for president in 2020 that she'd support a ban on hydraulic fracking, which is important to Pennsylvania's economy and a position Harris' campaign says she no longer supports.

Trump invited on stage members of a local steelworkers union that endorsed him. He donned a construction hat with his name on it.

He also said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called him amid Israeli's ongoing war with Hamas in Gaza.

“He said, ‘It’s incredible what’s happened,’” Trump said of the Netanyahu call before moving to a criticism of President Joe Biden, saying that the Israeli prime minister “wouldn’t listen to Biden."

Trump praised the raucous crowd, which was outside and at an airport, but also made a point of suggesting that there was more conspicuous security around him following two assassination attempts, saying, “They give you a little extra security nowadays, you notice?”

“I got more machine guns than I’ve ever seen -- look at these guys,” he said referring to security. He was interrupted by cries from the crowd of “USA! USA!” before continuing, “We’ve got more guys, and every one of them is like central casting too, holy s—.”

Then he tied it back to Latrobe's native son, adding, "They look like Arnold. Can’t look better than Arnold.”


https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-kicks-off-pennsylvania-rally-002407246.html
This probably contributed to his deftness with swinging long rods.

:magagrin:

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I'm donald Trump and I approve this humor.
 

Listen, when I think of Anthony's Wiener, Al Franken or even Biden back in the day, with these plagiarizing accusations and see what Trump has done, has said and will do...I not only demand that Democrats give them their jobs back, but apologize and kiss the ass's of these men in full public view!!​

 
So you like to sniff your armpits?
Can you believe she made that video? And then kicked Jesus out of her precious rally?
Then shows up at a church the next day preaching about how important faith and being there for all others is?
Let's see what she does next to alienate more Americans...and not just the Christian Americans...
She's just not smart...
 
Can you believe she made that video? And then kicked Jesus out of her precious rally?
Then shows up at a church the next day preaching about how important faith and being there for all others is?
Let's see what she does next to alienate more Americans...and not just the Christian Americans...
She's just not smart...
They are demonic.
 
It's so strange that anyone with single shred shred of intelligence buys into her Game of Phoniness...I honestly feel sorry for anyone who does...
My sympathy tanks are dry and I see the pain....but here is the thing.....stupid hurts in this universe and they were told over and over and over again about the importance of education.
 
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Speaking of Pennsylvania....when asked, Josh Shapiro couldn't name a single policy difference between Joe and Kam...no surprise there, is it? His "final" answer? Different from Donald Trump...
 

Listen, when I think of Anthony's Wiener, Al Franken or even Biden back in the day, with these plagiarizing accusations and see what Trump has done, has said and will do...I not only demand that Democrats give them their jobs back, but apologize and kiss the ass's of these men in full public view!!​

trump has and will continue to save America from the stupidity of excessive globalization policy.

this is why trump's winning.
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Trump is an accidental comedian. He lacks a sense of humor. He talks about penus size in front of a mixed audience. He does not know better than that. This was not intended to be comedy. Trump makes no sense. You cringe when he talks.
You are describing yourself again, Sybil. DON'T TRY TO BLAME YOUR PROBLEM ON TRUMP!
 

Listen, when I think of Anthony's Wiener, Al Franken or even Biden back in the day, with these plagiarizing accusations and see what Trump has done, has said and will do...I not only demand that Democrats give them their jobs back, but apologize and kiss the ass's of these men in full public view!!​

AND IF YOU PRINTED IT DARKER AND BIGGER EVEN LESS PEOPLE WILL READ IT
 
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