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Stone

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Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you. :whoa:

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it! ;) :laugh:
 
the only time these things happen to me it involves a dog (the four legged kind covered with fur).

oddly the dog's reaction is much the same as the waitress, they like me.
 
Stone said:
Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you. :whoa:

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it! ;) :laugh:
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And then you woke up. Total bullshit.
 
Stone said:
Its only bullshit to bald ugly old looking men like you. Go look in the mirror motherfucker,...it aint pretty. ;)
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My wife disagrees. And she's the only one that counts. Guys who claim they've 'got it' never do.
 
Stone said:
Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you. :whoa:

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it! ;) :laugh:
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I am pretty sure that in my dystopia your behavior would have been deemed a macro-aggression.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
I am pretty sure that in my dystopia your behavior would have been deemed a macro-aggression.
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Thats why I make my own. People can take it or leave it,...their choice. either way I could give a shit less what they pick.
 
Stone said:
Thats why I make my own. People can take it or leave it,...their choice. either way I could give a shit less what they pick.
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Intent is irrelevant in WOKE, and there is no forgiveness in this religion....every misstep must be addressed with punishment.
 
Stone said:
And THAT is exactly what is coming for "the revolution pigs". Most likely capital punishment.
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You know what I think about that but enemies of this communist revolution do seem to be learning that telling the demanded lies and submission is the road to Hell.
 
Hawkeye10 said:
You know what I think about that but enemies of this communist revolution do seem to be learning that telling the demanded lies and submission is the road to Hell.
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They will be consumed by fire. Sooner rather than later.
 
Concart said:
And then you woke up. Total bullshit.
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:laugh:

This from the KING of Bragging (to my knowledge) on this forum.

You have bragged about - whilst offering ZERO proof to back up ANY OF THEM - your SUPPOSED:

- impressive looks of your wife
- your self defense abilities
- your wealth

I strongly urge you to factually back up at least, ONE THING you have bragged about on here?

Before you accuse Stone/anyone else of telling 'tall tales'.

Also, from what I have read of his posts?
He does not strike me as the 'bragging' type.
 
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Stone said:
Friday night, we were out with friends for a birthday party at our best sports bar hangout. I turn around real quick and BAM,....my right hand is buried in our waitresses tits. And lemme tell ya,....thats quite a set of tits. Accident,...I didnt even know she was there. I said,...Oh geez, Im sorry. She whispers in my ear,.....thats ok,...Ive always really liked you. :whoa:

Uncomfortable....Yeah,...my wife just a few feet away as the waitress is whispering. Funny....That it happened at all! Cool.......Old mans STILL got it! ;) :laugh:
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Did she get the tip she was fishing for?
 
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