VeganSexuals

[TheDanold]

Umm, well, I'm a vegetarian and I've had some stupid boyfriends, but I've never made love to a vegetable. Still, I can't discount the possibility.

All I gotta say is I better not hear anymore perverted Repub threads after reading this one...

 

[uscitizen]

All I gotta say is I better not hear anymore perverted Repub threads after reading this one...

Well tell the republican politicians to quit being pervs. I will sure post em. Or perv demoncratic politicos as well.

Just go admire your fathead Peter North poster Dano.

 

[TheDanold]

Well tell the republican politicians to quit being pervs. I will sure post em. Or perv demoncratic politicos as well.

Can you point out anywhere on this forum where you posted about a perv Democrat?

Just go admire your fathead Peter North poster Dano.

I really don't get how you think I admire anyone from what I posted about Darla's vegetable musings, but then again I am assuming you make any sense...

 

[tinfoil]

"Vegetarian people are not so smelly"

except for the methane spewing out of their asses.

 

[Beefy]

"Vegetarian people are not so smelly"

except for the methane spewing out of their asses.

I heard Lars is a vegetarian.

 

[tinfoil]

it's how he gets a little extra lift to clear the double jumps

 

[tinfoil]

My ex girlfriend was a vegan. She would stink up the bathroom something fierce!
But, she let me hit her in the shitter, so it was something I would deal with.

 

[Beefy]

it's how he gets a little extra lift to clear the double jumps

I guess its like having nitro. Is it legal?

 

[tinfoil]

It's frowned apon!

 

[Steve Madden]

The right banana came along?

What ever came of that banana?

 

[zappasguitar]

Cypress has a Robe, a mustache, and a big gold chain.

You forgot to mention he's sporting the matching banana hammock!

 

[Canceled1]

You forgot to mention he's sporting the matching banana hammock!

No, no, NO Zappa! That doesn't mean you call your schlong a zucchini and you get to eat that too!

 

[zappasguitar]

You poor thing. A carrot? Mine's more like a pickle you buy at the fair, but with less bumps.

That's strange, mine looks more like a baby's arm holding an apple...

 

[Canceled1]

That's strange, mine looks more like a baby's arm holding an apple...

I think you should patent your wet dreams, no really. Comedy Central is looking for new material.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I think you should patent your wet dreams, no really. Comedy Central is looking for new material.

The audience likes it wet.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

haha....vegan guys can't beat their meat