Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
It's been a long time since I wrote a rant and since my whole day sucked and I have a lot of bile to spew I thought I'd write about which genres of American music suck the most. Here are my top three picks of music genres that truly blow chunks;
#3. Gangsta rap. Actually Gangsta rap isn't that bad except they ran out of 70's rock songs to sample and now it's a fucking dead end street. It's not Gangsta Rap that sucks. It's the self absorbed narcissistic pretentious psycho assholes who listen to it that suck. Look there is nothing wrong with songs about killing fools. I'd like to murder some shit stain who desperately needs being killed sometimes too, it's understandable, but these semen splatters want you to be offended by it. OK....I am...here's 50 cents. Go kill a cop...better yet....go kill yourself.
#2. Country. Country music is so hated that even people who could give a shit less about music hate it. How many times have you heard someone say "I like all kinds of music...except country.". What they really mean is "I don't know enough about music to even have an opinion on it, but I still hate country." I mean what the fuck could be less charming then some misanthrope with a 3rd grade education writing some two cord simple minded dribble about the underwhelming things in life like home towns, dysfunctional marriages and old pick up trucks? Is it that people disagree with old-fashioned conservative values, vaguely Christian ideology or is it just the annoyance of monosyllabic lyrics being sang through ones nose with an occasional yodel that makes your skin crawl? Is it the overplayed Wallmart chic shit kicker western stereotype or is it the unwashed southern redneck badass mullet factor that make people hate Country? I say it's all of the above.
#1. Nu-Metal. Holy shit balls. What could possibly be worse than this trend? Goats gurgling cause they had their throats slashed make a more pleasant sound than these nimrods. Their hyper active guitar-spazzing should qualify any concert sound man for permanent disability. If Rock is going to die I'd rather see it go out by Jim Morrison immolating himself on stage or Alice Cooper finally getting it right when he hangs himself. At least Rock would be going out with a bang but these dickless wonders are killing Rock with a whiny assed whimper that no amount of face paint can hide. I mean seriously? They think they're cutting edge using face paint? It's enough to make Gene Simmons bite off his tongue. They need to strap these nutless one chord wonders onto an ICBM and shoot their asses over to North Korea where they could actually do some good.
#3. Gangsta rap. Actually Gangsta rap isn't that bad except they ran out of 70's rock songs to sample and now it's a fucking dead end street. It's not Gangsta Rap that sucks. It's the self absorbed narcissistic pretentious psycho assholes who listen to it that suck. Look there is nothing wrong with songs about killing fools. I'd like to murder some shit stain who desperately needs being killed sometimes too, it's understandable, but these semen splatters want you to be offended by it. OK....I am...here's 50 cents. Go kill a cop...better yet....go kill yourself.
#2. Country. Country music is so hated that even people who could give a shit less about music hate it. How many times have you heard someone say "I like all kinds of music...except country.". What they really mean is "I don't know enough about music to even have an opinion on it, but I still hate country." I mean what the fuck could be less charming then some misanthrope with a 3rd grade education writing some two cord simple minded dribble about the underwhelming things in life like home towns, dysfunctional marriages and old pick up trucks? Is it that people disagree with old-fashioned conservative values, vaguely Christian ideology or is it just the annoyance of monosyllabic lyrics being sang through ones nose with an occasional yodel that makes your skin crawl? Is it the overplayed Wallmart chic shit kicker western stereotype or is it the unwashed southern redneck badass mullet factor that make people hate Country? I say it's all of the above.
#1. Nu-Metal. Holy shit balls. What could possibly be worse than this trend? Goats gurgling cause they had their throats slashed make a more pleasant sound than these nimrods. Their hyper active guitar-spazzing should qualify any concert sound man for permanent disability. If Rock is going to die I'd rather see it go out by Jim Morrison immolating himself on stage or Alice Cooper finally getting it right when he hangs himself. At least Rock would be going out with a bang but these dickless wonders are killing Rock with a whiny assed whimper that no amount of face paint can hide. I mean seriously? They think they're cutting edge using face paint? It's enough to make Gene Simmons bite off his tongue. They need to strap these nutless one chord wonders onto an ICBM and shoot their asses over to North Korea where they could actually do some good.
