As for me - Cinnamon Bear.
Some here would guess mine to be the venomous northern short-tailed shrew (Blarina brevicauda). lol
I'm an eagle. Soaring high above all others, contemplating my next meal.
Somehow 'Bat' came to mind. (No. I don't think it had anything to do with the coronavirus, but ...)
I picture yours as the timid and nocturnal field mouse. He gets inside, poops and pees everywhere, eats your favorite snacks, and is finally dispatched by either the family house cat or the owl waiting outside.
Funny.
I think my vision comes from your own self-description as 'dancing naked around a black Cauldron at Midnight with a Full Moon on a Hilltop'. The potions and elixirs you mentioned, along with the other doings and going ons, made me think 'Bat' for some reason. (Of course, this was BEFORE you mentioned anything about 'Flappies', ... which totally destroyed the initial image)
Yeti. Yetis use tigers to wipe their ass.Tiger
As for me - Cinnamon Bear.
I'm an eagle. Soaring high above all others, contemplating my next meal.
Ya Bald Eagle might be my answer. I spent so much time as a youth member of Eagle Valley Environmentalists watching Eagles soaring over the Mississippi and walking though a roosting valley...I was instantly taken with them.
Majestic, scrappy, vicious when they need to be, aerial wizards....sounds a lot like me.
Sorry, I already claimed it.