Where are all of the hurricanes this year?

[Diogenes]

If climate panty wetters like @Nomad actually believed that there is a “climate crisis,” wouldn't they forgo using anything requiring the burning of "fossil fuels" (a misnomer) in their daily lives?

This would include electricity, running water, indoor plumbing, WiFi and almost all forms of transportation.

It also would mean growing your own food through regenerative farming, not eating out and not buying food at the grocery store or local farm market.

Recycling, driving a Tesla (or some other EV) and using batteries aren’t going to cut the mustard.

To “save the planet” should require more personal sacrifice than that, and as far as I’m concerned, unless you take those steps, you’re a fraud and ought to be ignored, because your obvious unwillingness to live in the Stone Age negates your supposed "concerns".

I didn’t make the rules.

You did.

 

[Diogenes]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1982799503863230589

View: https://x.com/TonyClimate/status/1982799503863230589

 

[Nomad]

At least you understand why you have no credibility. You back yourself into a corner and have no idea how to respond. Your religion is stupid, and it will always be stupid.

Says the zombie cult trump worshipper. Puh - lease.

I rode out Hortense on Ft. Buchanan, and I rode out Katrina in Ocean Springs. You've probably never even seen a real hurricane.

Oh. I see. You're a retired grunt trash bag.

No wonder you're such an obnoxious, blowhard gasbag lying loser asshole.

That's pretty much what the Army produces.

You really don't have any point, do you?

You sure as hell don't.

You don't have any point. Got it.

You've got nothing.

I'm not mathematically incompetent, such as yourself.

Yeah I know. Your kindergarten teacher liked you best.

The data I presented doesn't lead to the conclusion you are claiming. You could provide some statistical math to make your case, but then the mathematically incompetent cannot provide any math.

What "data"?

You've never presented any data.

You run your fat mouth then lie about that too.

That is not presenting data.

No religious dogmatists are supported by the data I provided.

You didn't provide any data, loser.

Your labels are meaningless when the underlying doctrine you are describing is WACKY religious dogma.

Right back atcha, trumper cult zombie retard.

So, you don't know either. I didn't think so.

Go tell that to the mirror.

Loser grunt trash.

 

[Nomad]

If climate panty wetters like @Nomad actually believed that there is a “climate crisis,” wouldn't they forgo using anything requiring the burning of "fossil fuels" (a misnomer) in their daily lives?

This would include electricity, running water, indoor plumbing, WiFi and almost all forms of transportation.

It also would mean growing your own food through regenerative farming, not eating out and not buying food at the grocery store or local farm market.

Recycling, driving a Tesla (or some other EV) and using batteries aren’t going to cut the mustard.

To “save the planet” should require more personal sacrifice than that, and as far as I’m concerned, unless you take those steps, you’re a fraud and ought to be ignored, because your obvious unwillingness to live in the Stone Age negates your supposed "concerns".

I didn’t make the rules.

You did.

More fucking retarded hillbilly nonsense.

Fuck you, Jethro.

 

[IBDaMann]

Says the zombie cult trump worshipper. Puh - lease.

Too funny, says the mindless undead who worships physics violations as thettled thienth. You worship a faith that you cannot even explain and are too ashamed to discuss. Way too funny!

Oh. I see. You're a retired grunt trash bag.

Nope. I am not Army, I just happened to be staying on Ft. Buchanan, general billeting. Your speculative struggles are humorous since all you have are personal insults, you are desperate to find out what insults me. So far, you've got nothing except conspicuous EVASION of your humiliating religious beliefs.

No wonder you're such an obnoxious, blowhard gasbag lying loser asshole. That's pretty much what the Army produces.

Nope. A swing and a miss.

What "data"?

You don't know what data is? I'm not surprised.

You've never presented any data.

I presented the data of the number of second-half-October hurricanes for the last fifteen years, i.e. the data that falsifies your absurd notion that "late October hurricanes" rarely happen. It turns out that there are typically about three every year. Too funny.

You run your fat mouth then lie about that too.

Your desperation is soooooooo transparent. I'd be ashamed as well if I had your bizarre religious beliefs.

Loser grunt trash.

Too funny.

 

[Nomad]

Too funny, says the mindless undead who worships physics violations as thettled thienth. You worship a faith that you cannot even explain and are too ashamed to discuss. Way too funny!

I don't need to explain it.

Well over 90% of the best scientists in the world explain it for me and I'm smart enough to put my faith in their highly educated, learned opinions, also borne of decades of real world experience.

All you've done is copy/paste some lame-ass Wikipedia list and boast about having ridden out two hurricanes from the safety of military bases nearly a decade apart.

Big fucking deal.

In 2004 alone, TWICE that many crossed the Florida peninsula, with three of them crossing directly over my house in the space of ONE MONTH.


And that's not counting the dozen or so others I've ridden out since the 1960's and 70's.

So please spare me your pansy-ass tales of your pansy-ass experience.

Nope. I am not Army, I just happened to be staying on Ft. Buchanan, general billeting. Your speculative struggles are humorous since all you have are personal insults, you are desperate to find out what insults me. So far, you've got nothing except conspicuous EVASION of your humiliating religious beliefs.

Yeah, sure.

Lifer latrine jockey.

No wonder you're ashamed to admit it.

Nope. A swing and a miss.

Story of your life. If you can call it that. Loser

You don't know what data is? I'm not surprised.

I know what it is (not what you post) and I know what it isn't (what you post).

I presented the data of the number of second-half-October hurricanes for the last fifteen years, i.e. the data that falsifies your absurd notion that "late October hurricanes" rarely happen. It turns out that there are typically about three every year. Too funny.

You copy/pasted a Wikipedia list.

Not impressed.

Your desperation is soooooooo transparent.

So is yoooooooouuuuuurrrrrrsssss.

I'd be ashamed as well if I had your bizarre religious beliefs.

You've got more than enough to be ashamed of as it is, loser.

I believe the world's top scientists.

You believe a congenital liar, conman, pervert and grifter.

Probably a Russian spy, too.

Too funny.

Is what was said by the last woman you tried to hook up with, in reference to your face.

Loser.

 

[IBDaMann]

I don't need to explain it.

Yes, you do, unless you wish to be forever mocked and derided.

Well over 90% of the best scientists in the world explain it for me

Nope. Your religion is not science. There is nobody who can explain it, which is why you can't, i.e. nobody has ever explained anything to you. You were simply instructed what to believe and how to think ... and you OBEYED. You didn't ask any questions. You weren't allowed to ask any questions.

Now you are totally ill-prepared to answer any questions about the very religion you yourself adopted, leaving you ashamed when you are asked about some very stupid doctrinal belief that defies any explanation.

and I'm smart enough to put my faith in their highly educated, learned opinions,

You are GULLIBLE enough to simply believe whatever the DNC instructs you to believe and how to think. You are "smart enough" to never ask any questions lest you suffer severe retribution.

also borne of decades of real world experience.

Your religion has no valid supporting dataset, i.e. there is no "The Data".

All you've done is copy/paste some lame-ass Wikipedia list

Nope. Are you claiming that the data I provided is inaccurate? If not, then it doesn't matter from whence it comes, although you should know that I never cite Wikipedia.

and boast about having ridden out two hurricanes from the safety of military bases nearly a decade apart.

Only the first one I mentioned was from a military base, and I wasn't boasting in any sense, however I can see how a pretender, such as yourself, would see it that way owing to your envy of my experience.

And that's not counting the dozen or so others I've ridden out since the 1960's and 70's.

I'm not buying it. You seem as ignorant of hurricanes as an Idaho cave-dweller.

So please spare me your pansy-ass tales of your pansy-ass experience.

You have been spared. I offered no details.

Yeah, sure.

Lifer latrine jockey.

No wonder you're ashamed to admit it.

Story of your life. If you can call it that. Loser

I know what it is (not what you post) and I know what it isn't (what you post).

You copy/pasted a Wikipedia list.

Not impressed.

So is yoooooooouuuuuurrrrrrsssss.

You've got more than enough to be ashamed of as it is, loser.

You still have no point. You are relegated to lashing out with personal insults as your way of coping with your humiliation of having adopted a truly stupid religion that aims only to bend you over furniture and fuqk you up the azz.

I believe the world's top scientists.

No, you don't. If any scientist were to tell you that your religion's physics violations are not possible, you'd give them push-back. You are a science denier. As such, you don't believe scientists.

Is what was said by the last woman you tried to hook up with, in reference to your face. Loser.

So we agree that your Global Warming religion is dead.

 

[Libhater]

Hey...I happen to live in the Pacific NW! We're STILL picking up after the tornado damage from last year!

Woops, tornadoes and hurricanes should be the least of your worries if you live in kalifornicator, Portland or Seattle.
If you do live in one of those places, I suggest you move out before there's a complete communist takeover of those
blue cities and states. There already is a communist takeover in the most communist state of taxachusetts where I
happen to live, but I am well-armed to deter the bastards.

 

[martin]

Seems we may be making up in quality for what is lacking in quantity. The thing is on track to becoming the strongest hurricane on record to make landfall.

 

[domer76]

Seems we may be making up in quality for what is lacking in quantity. The thing is on track to becoming the strongest hurricane on record to make landfall.

We are pretty much spot on for the number of named storms and hurricanes NOAA predicted at the beginning of the season.

 

[Nomad]

Yes, you do, unless you wish to be forever mocked and derided.Nope. Your religion is not science. There is nobody who can explain it, which is why you can't, i.e. nobody has ever explained anything to you. You were simply instructed what to believe and how to think ... and you OBEYED. You didn't ask any questions. You weren't allowed to ask any questions.Now you are totally ill-prepared to answer any questions about the very religion you yourself adopted, leaving you ashamed when you are asked about some very stupid doctrinal belief that defies any explanation.You are GULLIBLE enough to simply believe whatever the DNC instructs you to believe and how to think. You are "smart enough" to never ask any questions lest you suffer severe retribution.Your religion has no valid supporting dataset, i.e. there is no "The Data".Nope. Are you claiming that the data I provided is inaccurate? If not, then it doesn't matter from whence it comes, although you should know that I never cite Wikipedia.Only the first one I mentioned was from a military base, and I wasn't boasting in any sense, however I can see how a pretender, such as yourself, would see it that way owing to your envy of my experience.I'm not buying it. You seem as ignorant of hurricanes as an Idaho cave-dweller.You have been spared. I offered no details.You still have no point. You are relegated to lashing out with personal insults as your way of coping with your humiliation of having adopted a truly stupid religion that aims only to bend you over furniture and fuqk you up the azz.No, you don't. If any scientist were to tell you that your religion's physics violations are not possible, you'd give them push-back. You are a science denier. As such, you don't believe scientists.So we agree that your Global Warming religion is dead.

Poor little IBDaMaggot.

Tries sooooooo hard to obediently and dutifully push MAGA's ignorant, anti-science religious doctrine, that he actually thinks there's even a remote possibility that those of us with functioning brains and a working sense of logic, are going to believe the politically driven, knuckle-dragging drooler dogma of an ass-scratching ape like trump or one of that ape's inconsequential mindless drones like himself, over the highly educated, decades long trained and experienced, legitimate climate, atmospheric and meteorological scientists, who are motivated by their own professional pride and sense of responsibility to life on Earth, as opposed to being good little foot soldiers for their fat-ass cult leader and his malevolent, self-serving agenda.

Fuck you MAGAmook.

Save your nasty, ass-smelling breath because it ain't gonna happen.

Ever.

 

[IBDaMann]

Poor little IBDaMaggot.

Were you a 4th-grader when you dropped out?

Tries sooooooo hard to obediently and dutifully push MAGA's ignorant, anti-science religious doctrine,

... says the scientifically illiterate, mathematically incompetent, and logically inept worshiper of a kooky cult religion of bizarre physics violations.

What science do you claim I oppose, owing to my desire to make America great again? Oh, that's right, you don't have any answers for anything until the DNC instructs you on how you are to respond.

that he actually thinks there's even a remote possibility that those of us with functioning brains

We need to get back to talking about you.

... are going to believe the politically driven, knuckle-dragging drooler dogma of an ass-scratching ape like trump

We were talking about you, your science denial.and your inability to bring yourself to publicly state your beliefs. You are too much of a craven coward to expose yourself to mockery over your humiliating religion.

Trump has nothing to do with your religious avoidance of all science.

over the highly educated, decades long trained and experienced, legitimate climate, atmospheric and meteorological scientists,

Too funny! Really? Over Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? There are no scientists who worship physics violations. "Climate Scientists" are religious concoctions. Your WACKY belief that your religion's clergy are somehow scientists is entertaining to no end.

... and your science illiteracy denies you the tools to realize what even children intuitively understand.

who are motivated by their own professional pride and sense of responsibility to life on Earth,

i.e. you have no science, you put your faith in your clergy, in your congregation and in your religion.

Why do you want America to be shitty, and why do you oppose America becoming great again?

 

[Nomad]

Were you a 4th-grader when you dropped out?... says the scientifically illiterate, mathematically incompetent, and logically inept worshiper of a kooky cult religion of bizarre physics violations.What science do you claim I oppose, owing to my desire to make America great again? Oh, that's right, you don't have any answers for anything until the DNC instructs you on how you are to respond.We need to get back to talking about you. We were talking about you, your science denial.and your inability to bring yourself to publicly state your beliefs. You are too much of a craven coward to expose yourself to mockery over your humiliating religion.Trump has nothing to do with your religious avoidance of all science.Too funny! Really? Over Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? There are no scientists who worship physics violations. "Climate Scientists" are religious concoctions. Your WACKY belief that your religion's clergy are somehow scientists is entertaining to no end.... and your science illiteracy denies you the tools to realize what even children intuitively understand.i.e. you have no science, you put your faith in your clergy, in your congregation and in your religion.Why do you want America to be shitty, and why do you oppose America becoming great again?

Go scrub another latrine, loser.

The closest you've ever gotten to science was following the instructions for mixing up buckets of floor and toilet scrubbing chemicals to the proper ratios.

 

[IBDaMann]

Go scrub another latrine, loser. The closest you've ever gotten to science was following the instructions for mixing up buckets of floor and toilet scrubbing chemicals to the proper ratios.

This is all you have. This is all you've ever had. This is all you'll ever have.

Your religion is still stupid and you are still scientifically illiterate.

 

[Nomad]

This is all you have. This is all you've ever had. This is all you'll ever have.

And it's still more than you have.

More than you've ever had.

More than you'll ever have.

Now get back to work and quit goofing off, loser....

Your religion is still stupid and you are still scientifically illiterate.

Your religion is practiced and dominated by low-educated redneck losers and idiots like you who swallow what trump shits.

You've never demonstrated one iota of the scientific prowess you bloviate about.

A fat slob gasbag is all you are.

A poor, nobody version of your cult leader.

 

[Diogenes]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1982981252304039940

View: https://x.com/ChrisMartzWX/status/1982981252304039940

 

[Diogenes]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1983187359265931750

View: https://x.com/ChrisMartzWX/status/1983187359265931750

 

[Into the Night]

Woops, tornadoes and hurricanes should be the least of your worries if you live in kalifornicator, Portland or Seattle.

Tornadoes have hit Washington, Oregon, and the SDTC.
Just last year, our neighborhood was pretty devastated by multiple tornadoes. We're still picking up some of the mess. Many houses were damaged and some destroyed by the activity. Power was out about a week for most areas.

If you do live in one of those places, I suggest you move out before there's a complete communist takeover of those
blue cities and states. There already is a communist takeover in the most communist state of taxachusetts where I
happen to live, but I am well-armed to deter the bastards.

I have considered it, especially since Washington has no verifiable election system in place, but for now I'm sticking it out. The revolt is forming all around me. The citizens of Washington have no desire to become like the SDTC, except for some in the cities. Further, Trump is currently looking into the issues here, AND in Oregon, AND in the SDTC.

Call it a vain hope if you will, but I still have hope.

 

[Into the Night]

Seems we may be making up in quality for what is lacking in quantity. The thing is on track to becoming the strongest hurricane on record to make landfall.

You really are desperate, aren't you? So it makes landfall. It's certainly not the first hurricane to do so.
The record of hurricane strength is pitifully short.

 

[Into the Night]

We are pretty much spot on for the number of named storms and hurricanes NOAA predicted at the beginning of the season.

You have completely missed your prediction, Dumber.