Who Will Lead World's Catholics?

Do you belive the health story, or does anyone belive that there is more to it?
 
I was speaking with a priest this past weekend. He was a very interesting man and we were discussing gun control, an issue he and I agreed on. I enjoyed talking to him, but I still feel uncomfortable around a priest. Mostly its the celebacy thing, I just feel like these people must be so pent up sexually that its got to escape somehow. I almost feel like they are not full adults.
 
He will be a Conservative, he will be a male, I bet he will be a white European.

I'll take that bet. I'll bet he's either black or latino... as for "he will be a male"... well duh. Since they don't have female priests.
 
I'll take that bet. I'll bet he's either black or latino... as for "he will be a male"... well duh. Since they don't have female priests.

Damo might have something here. Everyone knows that once white dudes finally fuck things up so badly and to sucha fare thee well, they can't wait to lob it off onto a black guy.
 
as for "he will be a male"... well duh. Since they don't have female priests.

More sure bets...

The next pope will possess "odd" similarities to depictions of the Anti-Christ and/or a member of the four horseman in Revelations and the writings of Nostradamus.
 
More sure bets...

The next pope will possess "odd" similarities to depictions of the Anti-Christ and/or a member of the four horseman in Revelations and the writings of Nostradamus.

Woe to you O! Earth and Sea for the Devil sends The Beast with wrath for he knows his time is short!

Let him who hath understanding recon the number of The Beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred three-score and six.
 
Woe to you O! Earth and Sea for the Devil sends The Beast with wrath for he knows his time is short!

Let him who hath understanding recon the number of The Beast for it is a human number, its number is six hundred three-score and six.

Sounds like you've been watching season six of Dexter. :D
 
Do you belive the health story, or does anyone belive that there is more to it?

I think it was health, he knows he is not up to the shitstorm that is headed his way. Australia and Ireland now joining the countries with perverted priests and he was the one shuffling them about. The demand for the Vatican to release their reords is growing.
 
More sure bets...

The next pope will possess "odd" similarities to depictions of the Anti-Christ and/or a member of the four horseman in Revelations and the writings of Nostradamus.

The Temple must be built first. Nothing will come to pass until that happens and with a mosque on the Temple site, well...
 
I think it was health, he knows he is not up to the shitstorm that is headed his way. Australia and Ireland now joining the countries with perverted priests and he was the one shuffling them about. The demand for the Vatican to release their reords is growing.
romney sat on his tax returns, the Church will sit on any bad records.
 
A lot of people believe it would have been an African cardinal last time if not for Benedict being in the contest. Now that he's out of the way, the runners up have a great chance of getting elected. Remember, African clergy have a tendency to be ultra conservative, which I believe the 2005 conclave was afraid of. If you think Benedict is conservative, the African cardinals are quite capable of causing a rift within the Church (particularly here in the US). I shalll enjoy watching this play out, as I am kind of rooting for such an individual to arrive on the scene.
 
I'm hoping the whole lot collapses.
Papist, mohammedan, Judaic , Puritan the lot.

The only place for Organised religion is in comedy shows and movies.
That said, I'm picking through a stack of Fr Ted DVDs and a couple of Monty python movies.

Decisions decisions!!

Ooh look, disneys Cinderella!!
If you watch it backwards its about a woman who learns her place!
 
romney sat on his tax returns, the Church will sit on any bad records.
True enough!
Obama sat on his birth cirt, high school diploma, college transcripts and law licence, the church can sit on bad records.
 
007 has no relationship to bond in the context in which I use it, it's the last 3 of my regimental number.

I'm way better looking than Sean Connery too!
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A lot of people believe it would have been an African cardinal last time if not for Benedict being in the contest. Now that he's out of the way, the runners up have a great chance of getting elected. Remember, African clergy have a tendency to be ultra conservative, which I believe the 2005 conclave was afraid of. If you think Benedict is conservative, the African cardinals are quite capable of causing a rift within the Church (particularly here in the US). I shalll enjoy watching this play out, as I am kind of rooting for such an individual to arrive on the scene.

Especially the guy who supports the Uganda death penalty for gays! If he is elected I plan to hang out in front of the cathedral with a sign of protest!
 
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Especially the guy who supports the Ughanda deth penalty for gays! If he is elected I plan to hang out in front of the cathedral with a sign of protest!
Just not outside a cathedral in Uganda I hope!!

Isn't the papist faith against the death penalty?
 
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