Who's the best poster on JPP?

[Guns Guns Guns]

Who's the best poster on JPP?

 

[Rationalist]

Who's the best poster on JPP?

Anybody but you.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Rana, Goddess of the Holy Trinity.




Who, as of 6:13pm PST, has 100% of the vote!!

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Anybody but you.

I didn't list myself, Dolt.

Would you like some help finding your name, so you can vote for yourself?

 

[Damocles]

Allright... Who voted for themselves?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Why the fuck is this a private poll?!!?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Weird, Damo removed the warning label that used to appear on all public polls.

 

[Minister of Truth]

LOLZ at Dixie voting for himself. 1/3 FTW!!!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

So that no one would feel that I prefer them over anyone else, I randomly picked a name, that happened to be liberty.,

However, Capt voted for me, so I am indebted to vote for Capt. Subtract two votes from liberty and give them to capt, just to make Capt feel extra good and Liberty feel extra bad for getting undeserved credit. I'm putting socialism into practice here.

 

[/MSG/]

I voted Watermark. Him and Charver are the funniest posters here, and both are able to discuss a wide range of topics intelligently.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I wish primary names had been used instead of current stylistic names. In two months, who's going to remember Bl. Urban II? Its not as though Legion hasn't been around long enough to know Threedee, Billy, Grind, Watermark, Nigel, etc.

 

[Liberty]

So that no one would feel that I prefer them over anyone else, I randomly picked a name, that happened to be liberty.,

However, Capt voted for me, so I am indebted to vote for Capt. Subtract two votes from liberty and give them to capt, just to make Capt feel extra good and Liberty feel extra bad for getting undeserved credit. I'm putting socialism into practice here.

Oh come on.

You're bigger than that.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i am the best. if i disappeared you guys would be lost without me.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Who are you, again?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Oh come on.

You're bigger than that.

Don't think you can appease me by voting for Capt! Now you have three votes subtracted from your total. MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHZA!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

i am the best. if i disappeared you guys would be lost without me.

If you dissapeared, I would find you and murder you. I would murder you with morphine, though.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

LOLZ at Dixie voting for himself. 1/3 FTW!!!

...the fuck you mean, LOLZ? I can't help that you didn't answer the question honestly, dipshit.

This was probably the easiest poll question I've ever answered here. Who else can blow up a thread with a single well-timed post? Who else can inspire over 5,000 posts to argue a simple elementary math problem? Who else can send the most astute pinhead to their room crying and whimpering like a little baby? Why do you think these morons got started changing their names here? It was because they couldn't bear the embarrassment of being totally schooled six ways from Sunday by me, and it was either change their names, or put a bag over their heads.

 

[WinterBorn]

There is no question. Charver is the best on these forums.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

...the fuck you mean, LOLZ? I can't help that you didn't answer the question honestly, dipshit.

This was probably the easiest poll question I've ever answered here. Who else can blow up a thread with a single well-timed post? Who else can inspire over 5,000 posts to argue a simple elementary math problem? Who else can send the most astute pinhead to their room crying and whimpering like a little baby? Why do you think these morons got started changing their names here? It was because they couldn't bear the embarrassment of being totally schooled six ways from Sunday by me, and it was either change their names, or put a bag over their heads.

I started changing my name in shame after Dixie definitively proved to me and all of math that 1/3 actually doesn't exist. This is the truth, people.

 

[christiefan915]

Geez, I'm so insignificant I'm not even on the list. Thanks, \(\(\(\/)/)/)/.

Sincerely,
Christiefan aka Chopped Liver