wow Darla has the cutest voice ever

[Cancel 2016.2]

You should have never made the comparison. From now on when I think of you I'll visualize Ben Stein with a spastic colon.

Imitating Stein, sometimes intertwining with Steven Wright... I get laughs.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Imitating Stein, sometimes intertwining with Steven Wright... I get laughs.

I love Steven Wright. Sometimes though you can't tell if he's making a joke or if he's dead.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I love Steven Wright. Sometimes though you can't tell if he's making a joke or if he's dead.

yeah... the fact that he can keep a straight face (most of the time) while running a set just makes it funnier.

 

[maineman]

"I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths"

one of my all-time favorite Wright-isms!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

"I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths"

one of my all-time favorite Wright-isms!

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good"

 

[maineman]

"the restaurant had a sign that said, "we serve breakfast any time"... I ordered eggs benedict in the Renaissance."

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

"Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper it would be if that didn't happen."

 

[Dantès]

I believe you.

What a fucking pig!

 

[Rune]

Yet here you are.

So?

 

[Rune]

Just curious... you groaned me for mocking myself ???

Nah, just for general principles.

 

[maineman]

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Nah, just for general principles.

lol... fair enough.

 

[Jarod]

"I have a giant seashell collection, maybe you've seen it, its spread out on all of the beaches of the world."

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

You have mentioned you voice before! Now I want to hear it! Lol

Everyone should make a voice video! I challenged SF to rebut mine but he refused, LOL

 

[Jarod]

Everyone should make a voice video! I challenged SF to rebut mine but he refused, LOL

HE is a little paranoid about people finding out who he is in real life.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

HE is a little paranoid about people finding out who he is in real life.

Unless he is John Forsythe and begins his video with "now they work for me, my name is Charlie" I don't think anyone will be able to figure it out!

 

[Dantès]

I love you, Darla, and I always will.

So you were alias you ignorant motherfucker. Good I'm fucking glad you are fucking gone for good. You are one ignorant bastard.

Check this out Grind, you simple fool, I am not this fucking poster! Do you understand it now?

Do you understand it?

 

[Jarod]

Unless he is John Forsythe and begins his video with "now they work for me, my name is Charlie" I don't think anyone will be able to figure it out!

I agree... but that's what paranoid means. HE seems to think we want to find out where he lives and such.

 

[Timshel]

LMAO... not sure what you are referring to. Those that pretend to be right, like String talking about genetics, simply will not get me to acquiesce to their idiocy.

When did I say anything about genetics? You are so fucking stupid you never even grasp the context.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

HE is a little paranoid about people finding out who he is in real life.

Darla knows who I am in real life.