Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
What do you do again? I had to get one because I got to count rockets. OOOOO I know where all our SMAWs and AT4s are. Big fucking deal. At least that clearance was free. My civvie cousin had to get one and it cost like $50,000 or so.
I work at a NORAD Air Defense Sector. Every American west of the Mississippi depends on me to keep the airspace secure so that their cities/municipalities don't get aerial assaulted, bombarded, missile-attacked, nuked, 9/11ed, or infiltrated with foreign drug-dumps (buy local, assholes!!!)