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[PostmodernProphet]

have been accused often of being in an alternative relationship with sheep.

I hate to be a stickler for detail, but for it to be an alternative relationship wouldn't you have to have had an additional relationship with someone other than a sheep?.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

1) Mott has me down perfectly.
2) There's far too many asswholes around here for him to be even Top 10 (certainly top 15 material, though).
3) One guess from big hooters, beer, and revisionist history which is my favorite...

 

[PostmodernProphet]

1) Mott has me down perfectly.

ah, that must be the additional relationship we were looking for.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

Of course, I do enjoy burying my face in beer, don't get me wrong!

 

[maineman]

Even though I don't get along with PiMP very well, he does show a wicked funny sense of humor from time to time.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Even though I don't get along with PiMP very well, he does show a wicked funny sense of humor from time to time.

gosh, the cunt's been gone so long I had forgotten about people calling me PiMP.....now I have to go back to calling him a cunt.....

 

[maineman]

I always thought it was Tuesday.

 

[maineman]

They always loved my sermons. I actually had to make copies available after each service there were so many people who wanted to study it further during the week.

 

[Big Money]

They always loved my sermons. I actually had to make copies available after each service there were so many people who wanted to study it further during the week.

Did you think I meant your sermons?

 

[NOVA]

They always loved my sermons. I actually had to make copies available after each service there were so many people who wanted to study it further during the week.

Yeah, we've enjoyed your double talk parsing of words and bending word definitions here long enough to appreciate your 'sermons'.....personally, I think they suck.

 

[Minister of Truth]

gosh, the cunt's been gone so long I had forgotten about people calling me PiMP.....now I have to go back to calling him a cunt.....

Well, people might find this a tad hypocritical after you just hurled a dirty insult...

 

[maineman]

Yeah, we've enjoyed your double talk parsing of words and bending word definitions here long enough to appreciate your 'sermons'.....personally, I think they suck.

then you probably wouldn't have enjoyed being a member of my church.

you have no idea how much sleep I am going to lose over that thought in the weeks and months to come!

 

[Big Money]

then you probably wouldn't have enjoyed being a member of my church.

You think he meant the sermons you delivered to the congregation?

 

[maineman]

Did you think I meant your sermons?

I don't care what you meant. My sermons were the only literary works of mine that I chose to - or was required to - share with my congregation. Do you think they should have been able to read the emails to my fiancé as well?

 

[maineman]

You think he meant the sermons you delivered to the congregation?

why should I care either way.... please tell me.

 

[maineman]

Yes. And I had a nice conversation with the conference minister about them... and a meeting with my local association, and while they were less than pleased with some of my word choices, they applauded my political activism and my fervent liberal views. That little event happened very early in my very successful two year ministry. Why are you so interested, by the way?

 

[Big Money]

they applauded my political activism and my fervent liberal views.

Of course they did.

 

[maineman]

Of course they did.

of course they did...the UCC is a very liberal denomination.

 

[maineman]

and you failed to answer my question: why are you so interested?

 

[Big Money]

of course they did...the UCC is a very liberal denomination.

Of course they are. Isn't Reverend Wright one of yours?