Dixie - In Memoriam
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In less than a month, we will know who the next president is. At this point, it's looking good for Barack Hussein Obama. I never thought I would see the day America would elect a man named "Hussein" to the presidency, but it appears that is on the verge of happening. I can hardly wait!
In fact, I am hoping the Dims win enough seats in Congress to hold a supermajority, because I don't want any more excuses. We were promised Change... (and Hope.) I am anxious to see what this "New America" will look like, and how it will differ from the two America's John Edwards says we have. It will be nice to have all of our problems solved by Liberal policy, and live in utter Utopia, in harmony as one, fighting for the 'little guy' everyday!
In fact, my first order of business will be to put in for my benefits as a Native American. I have avoided this for years, because my Conservative principles wouldn't allow me to take advantage of my heritage to bilk the government, but now that we are going to live in Liberal Utopia, I want mine... every penny of it! I have also sent off to Pueblo, Colorado for all kinds of brochures on Federal Assistance and Funding, I plan to take full advantage of every program I can exploit to my benefit, I deserve it. I am hoping I can do so well, I can just quit my job... you know, make it available for someone who isn't as fortunate as me, who doesn't qualify for all the government handouts and such....maybe some former CEO or corporate fat cat?
I am sure, by this time next year, President Hussein will have our oil prices so low, we will have $2 gas again, if we even need gas, heck, we may all have an electric car by then, courtesy of Uncle Sam! That will be nice, because I can finally afford to travel the country on the money I am now paying for health insurance. Speaking of which... I keep having these awful headaches, and nagging backache... I think it's from stress, and working too hard all these years, so I am going to need some meds, lots of meds. Of course, that will be no problem, they will all be free, paid for by the new liberal government.
Now I have to admit, I will really miss all the Pinheads here, whining, crying, and moaning daily. I will have to think of something to occupy all my free time, since I'm sure Rush and Hannity won't be allowed on the radio anymore. I thought about maybe opening an Army Surplus store, since we won't have much of a military anymore, and everyone will love us around the world. Only problem is, that is a business, and will be subject to huge windfall profits taxes, so that idea is probably out. I may start a 'non-profit' organization. Maybe I'll open a Gay Marriage chapel, I could do that from my home, which will of course be free, since the government is going to pay for it too. Or maybe I can council former Conservatives, help them to make the transition to Socialism? I'm sure I'll think of something to do, I'll have a lot of free time.
Gosh, it will just be so nice not to have to worry about things anymore! I may just completely tune out of politics and the news, why bother? I mean, Liberals are going to run the country, so it will all be good, right? I wonder, should I go ahead and sell off all my guns and ammo now? Or should I wait until the government outlaws it, and then sell it on the black market? I'm thinking they might increase in value when that starts to happen, but maybe I should go ahead and cash in now, money isn't going to really matter then, we'll all have plenty of that with Liberals in charge. I can hardly wait!
In fact, I am hoping the Dims win enough seats in Congress to hold a supermajority, because I don't want any more excuses. We were promised Change... (and Hope.) I am anxious to see what this "New America" will look like, and how it will differ from the two America's John Edwards says we have. It will be nice to have all of our problems solved by Liberal policy, and live in utter Utopia, in harmony as one, fighting for the 'little guy' everyday!
In fact, my first order of business will be to put in for my benefits as a Native American. I have avoided this for years, because my Conservative principles wouldn't allow me to take advantage of my heritage to bilk the government, but now that we are going to live in Liberal Utopia, I want mine... every penny of it! I have also sent off to Pueblo, Colorado for all kinds of brochures on Federal Assistance and Funding, I plan to take full advantage of every program I can exploit to my benefit, I deserve it. I am hoping I can do so well, I can just quit my job... you know, make it available for someone who isn't as fortunate as me, who doesn't qualify for all the government handouts and such....maybe some former CEO or corporate fat cat?
I am sure, by this time next year, President Hussein will have our oil prices so low, we will have $2 gas again, if we even need gas, heck, we may all have an electric car by then, courtesy of Uncle Sam! That will be nice, because I can finally afford to travel the country on the money I am now paying for health insurance. Speaking of which... I keep having these awful headaches, and nagging backache... I think it's from stress, and working too hard all these years, so I am going to need some meds, lots of meds. Of course, that will be no problem, they will all be free, paid for by the new liberal government.
Now I have to admit, I will really miss all the Pinheads here, whining, crying, and moaning daily. I will have to think of something to occupy all my free time, since I'm sure Rush and Hannity won't be allowed on the radio anymore. I thought about maybe opening an Army Surplus store, since we won't have much of a military anymore, and everyone will love us around the world. Only problem is, that is a business, and will be subject to huge windfall profits taxes, so that idea is probably out. I may start a 'non-profit' organization. Maybe I'll open a Gay Marriage chapel, I could do that from my home, which will of course be free, since the government is going to pay for it too. Or maybe I can council former Conservatives, help them to make the transition to Socialism? I'm sure I'll think of something to do, I'll have a lot of free time.
Gosh, it will just be so nice not to have to worry about things anymore! I may just completely tune out of politics and the news, why bother? I mean, Liberals are going to run the country, so it will all be good, right? I wonder, should I go ahead and sell off all my guns and ammo now? Or should I wait until the government outlaws it, and then sell it on the black market? I'm thinking they might increase in value when that starts to happen, but maybe I should go ahead and cash in now, money isn't going to really matter then, we'll all have plenty of that with Liberals in charge. I can hardly wait!
