Here’s the dirty secret: solar’s only “affordable” because we’re snagging dirt-cheap panels from China, where environmental rules are a myth and slave labor’s the special sauce, and the government is kicking in 70% with rebates and tax credits. Without that grim shortcut, and the kickback, your breakeven stretches out longer than a Kamala cackle (such a terrible sound, just imagine). Solar’s mostly the ultimate rich lefty flex, pure virtue signaling to flaunt how “green” they are while the rest of us gag on their smugness. Sunshine’s free? Sure, and coal’s a gift until you fire up the rigs and send in the crew. Energy’s never free, Wally, but keep dreaming in your woke wonderland.
I’m not saying solar’s useless, it’s a champ in bum-nowhere spots where it’s your only shot. Sure, we should keep tinkering with all energy toys, chasing that sci-fi breakthrough that’ll flip the script. But let’s be real: right now, solar’s either a niche fix or the left’s favorite virtue-signaling prop. It’s like a Tesla for your roof, screaming “I’m greener than you!” wait, I can't use Tesla anymore, how about Prius? Nobodies burning those yet are they?