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DigitalDave said:
Yeah, and they like to tell me how cool I am, you know, for being not racist.
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LOL. Excellent. Dave's getting in the spirit of the conversation!

Yeah, the other day I was told how "respectful" I was by all my friends of other races. Now I understand that it's because I use their terminology in such a hilarious fashion. I'm glad that LadyT found that awesome website...
 
DigitalDave said:
That's in Canada, right? I don't know much about Canada, except they are a bunch of terrorists who speak French.
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Well, recently we caught a big fat one that died in a ritzy hotel. The police were right on top of that as he was dead for several days before they discovered him.

One of the wonders of the universe had the gentleman being from Somalia (before he immigrated to Canada), a Muslim, and found with over a pound of Sodium Cyanide, enough that if he just added some coca cola to it he could have killed most of the people in a circulated air conditioned environment if it were properly placed...

Well, as wonder would have it, we were immediately told that there was no connection with terrorism. I'm sure the Delegates can rest easy with that assurance. Canadians just like to buy more suicide juice than they need.

He wasn't from Calgary, but I'm sure the Ontarians are quick to say he was...
 
Damocles said:
Well, recently we caught a big fat one that died in a ritzy hotel. The police were right on top of that as he was dead for several days before they discovered him.

One of the wonders of the universe had the gentleman being from Somalia (before he immigrated to Canada), a Muslim, and found with over a pound of Sodium Cyanide, enough that if he just added some coca cola to it he could have killed most of the people in a circulated air conditioned environment if it were properly placed...

Well, as wonder would have it, we were immediately told that there was no connection with terrorism. I'm sure the Delegates can rest easy with that assurance. Canadians just like to buy more suicide juice than they need.

He wasn't from Calgary, but I'm sure the Ontarians are quick to say he was...
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No, i was talking about them infiltrating America with their horrible music (Celine Dion, Bryan Adams) and stupid sports (Hockey). They mess with our heads and then we get singers like Michael Bolton and start listening to Enya. I had to listen to Techno to get away from that crap. The glowsticks are my lightsabers to swat away the cornyness.
 
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DigitalDave said:
No, i was talking about them infiltrating America with their horrible music (Celine Dion, Bryan Adams) and stupid sports (Hockey). They mess with our heads and then we get singers like Michael Bolton and start listening to Enya. I had to listen to Techno to get away from that crap. The glowsticks are my lightsabers to swat away the cornyness.
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ROTFLMAO
 
DigitalDave said:
No, i was talking about them infiltrating America with their horrible music (Celine Dion, Bryan Adams) and stupid sports (Hockey). They mess with our heads and then we get singers like Michael Bolton and start listening to Enya. I had to listen to Techno to get away from that crap. The glowsticks are my lightsabers to swat away the cornyness.
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I'll bet that guy listened to Celine Dion.
 
leaningright said:
My favorite episode was when they encountered the "Gods" and Spock was forced to play the harp and Kirk and Ahura were forced to dance....then kiss. Anytime they encountered "alien" beings the show was good. Thanks for the flash back to the good old days.
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Do you realize that kiss was the first interracial kiss ever shown on TV? Green chicks, purple chicks and finally the black chick.
 
In the episode 'Gamesters of Triskelion, the young alien woman Kirk seduces also worked in the porn industry.

So much for "to boldy go where no man has gone before".
 
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