Questions for the religious

[Leonthecat]

Jesus loves him. Everyone else thinks he's an asshole.

PimP is not a Christian.
He thinks he can be an evil asshole and still go to heaven just by saying the correct words in the magic house.
He actually sees it as a supernatural business deal.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Quote Originally Posted by domer76 View Post
I've been ignored by better men than you

I know, right?....

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

^Here it is again, folks. The forum tardboy changing a post and answering his own.

Sad when you can’t argue a point on its own. But, when you get your ass kicked so regularly, that must be the last resort.

I know, right?

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

Jesus loves him. Everyone else thinks he's an asshole.

I am not so sure about. the jesus loves him part, anyway.

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

and do you believe this verse was about mountains?......

If mohamed won't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to him , swut it mean. Amen.

 

[domer76]

I know, right?

I had him on ignore for awhile. Looks like it's about time for that again.

Willful ignorance does not deserve attention.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

If there is one offense that should cause banning , it should be changing another person's quote. You must be an impotent little worm.

His wife tells him that all the time.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

I had him on ignore for awhile. Looks like it's about time for that again.

Willful ignorance does not deserve attention.

He's permanently on my Wall of Ignore.

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

He's permanently on my Wall of Ignore.

Well you have to read the book he wrote, how to talk stupid, ​duh! I did. I talk to him a lot now.

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

In order to understand PMP (almost sounds like pimp) you have to read his book, How to speak stupid, duh.

I did. Do you notice it when I talk to him?

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

I hear he's coming out with a follow up to that book, ​How to talk even stupider. duh, duh,duh.

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

Lenny Bruce, How to talk dirty and influence people. ​I guess you know I read that one.

 

[Oracle Of JPP 714]

Extremely funny novel. $100.00 misunderstanding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gover

"Gover's second novel, The Maniac Responsible, was called "a work of art" by Newsweekmagazine. Eight other novels have followed, the most recent being On the Run with Dick and Jane, published by Hopewell in 2007.
In 1965, Gover started studying astrology and in a couple of years started to relate astrology to stock market investment and economics.[SUP][5][/SUP] He also became friends with Jim Morrison of The Doors,[SUP][6][/SUP] and was arrested with him in a Las Vegas night club fracas in 1968.[SUP][7][/SUP]
Both as novelist and nonfiction writer, Gover has explored themes of pseudoscience and the occult. Voodoo Contra: Contradictory Meanings of the Word, deals with African-American polytheism as a serious and very ancient religion. In Time and Money: The Economy and the Planets, Gover claims evidence for a recurring planetary pattern that has coincided with great depressions, and predicts a very difficult economy and economic changes during the second decade of the 21st Century.[SUP][6][/SUP] Gover lived most of his life in California but later moved to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware."

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Well you have to read the book he wrote, how to talk stupid, ​duh! I did. I talk to him a lot now.

As far as I can tell, his only purpose on this board is to remind me why I left Xtianity decades ago and never looked back. Everyone should have one thing they're good at; that's his. lol

 

[PostmodernProphet]

In order to understand PMP (almost sounds like pimp) you have to read his book, How to speak stupid, duh.

I did. Do you notice it when I talk to him?

if Mohammed won't walk to the mountain, fuck Mohammed.....

 

[kudzu]

if Mohammed won't walk to the mountain, fuck Mohammed.....

What does that mean?

 

[Guno צְבִי]

if Mohammed won't walk to the mountain, fuck Mohammed.....

this might help you in your struggle with reality

 

[PostmodernProphet]

What does that mean?

it means I have no intention of playing your silly literalist games......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

this might help you in your struggle with reality

my common sense tells me to ignore your shit.....my faith compels it.....

 

[kudzu]

it means I have no intention of playing your silly literalist games......

You don't know what it means, do you?