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[CanceledB]

YOUR HAIKU HAS FAILED
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM
SIX INSTEAD OF FIVE!?

Not from what I learned -

We did Haikus with seven...

Five, then seven, five

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

At your house. Didn't they tell you? You'll need to pick them up from the airport tomorrow.

That would be exactly the kind of honeymoon SF would take a girl on though! Just what I need, a honeymoon at the home of an MRA! No thank you!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

YOUR HAIKU HAS FAILED
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM
SIX INSTEAD OF FIVE!?

isn't that only 14?.....

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

FUCK I MEANT TO SAY DO NOT. FUCKING CONTRACTIONS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Not from what I learned -

We did Haikus with seven...

Five, then seven, five

your first line had 6,

"Haikus don't suck, Owl"

 

[CanceledB]

your first line had 6,

"Haikus don't suck, Owl"

How do you figure? 'Haikus' has two syallbles, each subsequent word has one syllable = five.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

hai-kus don't suck, ow-l
_1__2__3_____4___5__6

I just looked it up and apparently owl is one syllable. wtf is this bullshit? it should be 2. *sigh*

 

[CanceledB]

hai-kus don't suck, ow-l
_1__2__3_____4___5__6

I just looked it up and apparently owl is one syllable. wtf is this bullshit? it should be 2. *sigh*

See? Haikus don't suck....

 

[/MSG/]

FUCK I MEANT TO SAY DO NOT. FUCKING CONTRACTIONS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR ME

Lulz, Grind can't write
What a fantastic failure
He is such a prole.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Lulz, Grind can't write
What a fantastic failure
He is such a prole.

Failure with the use of "can't", instead of "can not".

 

[USFREEDOM911]

You all need to stop
Your Haikus read like grade school
Haters can now hate

 

[Damocles]

your first line had 6,

"Haikus don't suck, Owl"

That's five. The only word with two is Haikus.. three words with one syllable, one with two equals 5... Which word are you pronouncing weirdly?

 

[CanceledB]

You all need to stop
Your Haikus read like grade school
Haters can now hate

Silly USF -
Haiku beauty is simple.
Haters don't get that.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Silly USF -
Haiku beauty is simple.
Haters don't get that.

I never said that
Haikus were not beautiful
Just that you all suck

 

[CanceledB]

I never said that
Haikus were not beautiful
Just that you all suck

Oh I see. My bad.
You weren't saying 'Haikus suck'.
You're being a jerk.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Oh I see. My bad.
You weren't saying 'Haikus suck'.
You're being a jerk.

Where you fail is when
Your usage of conjunctions
Creates a miscount

 

[CanceledB]

Where you fail is when
Your usage of conjunctions
Creates a miscount

Only Jersey folks
say 'were-n't' instead of 'weren't'
I'm not from Jersey


By the way, US -
Contractions are what you mean -
Not conjunction use

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Only Jersey folks
say 'were-n't' instead of 'weren't'
I'm not from Jersey

Your use of weren't
In your second line of rhyme
Caused a count of 8

 

[CanceledB]

Your use of weren't
In your second line of rhyme
Caused a count of 8

You were only to
say it with two syllables
on the first 'wer-en't'.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

You were only to
say it with two syllables
on the first 'wer-en't'.

Already knew that
But I found it amusing
To make you explain