Tales of the gun

[WinterBorn]

But you are not a Swiss and therefore your non-Swiss brain is not genetically programmed to release serotonin upon hearing the artificial tweeting of any bird-based timepiece.

The Swiss mountains have been both a protection and a terrible, terrible curse.

You are correct, of course.

 

[Damocles]

Never underestimate the pacifying effect of cuckoo clocks and Toblerones.

I blame it on hot cocoa.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Two men were injured Saturday morning when a gun discharged at the Gun & Knife Show in Bloomington, Illinois.


According to reports, someone at the show was looking at a mini-14 semiautomatic rifle.


When they put the gun back on the vendor table the gun unexpectedly discharged.


The .223-caliber bullet shot through a wooden post, went through one person's arm and then hit another person in the chest.



http://www.pantagraph.com/news/local/article_8aa90350-42ea-11e0-a641-001cc4c002e0.html

 

[/MSG/]

if your shed leaks water do you chuck it or fix it?

I wouldn't worry about patching the roof is the leak is in my plumbing.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Gun fun in Alabubba:





Allen Jones of Bay Minette, Alabama went to get the .40-caliber Glock handgun out of the glove compartment of his truck.


As he was walking through a screened porch area into his house he tripped and fell and dropped the gun.


The gun discharged and the bullet hit Jones in the left thigh, just above the knee.


Jones called to his wife, Aleisha, for help and she and their toddler son came running.


The boy picked up the gun and when Aleisha tried to get the gun away from the child, the gun fired, wounding her in the left side of the neck.





http://blog.al.com/live/2011/02/gun_fires_accidentally_twice_i.html

 

[Lowaicue]

then you are hopelessly stupid. i'm sorry for you.

Thank you. You can send me a sympathy card.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

Thank you. You can send me a sympathy card.

Doubtless he will shoot it right out to you.