The everything Super Bowl Thread

[AProudLefty]

 

[Matt Dillon]

I'd like to test that one myself.

Where was that?

 

[Hawkeye10]

I'm guessing yes. It's also a little narrower.

You have yet to prove yourself.

 

[Commander Dutch]

Obviously.

Whut? No rant that I'm a "WOKE" revolutionary

 

[Commander Dutch]

You have yet to prove yourself.

What's in it for me? My prices are high.

 

[AProudLefty]

Rashida Jones is hot.

Hot damn.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Whut? No rant that I'm a "WOKE" revolutionary

I got educated.

 

[Commander Dutch]

Where was that?

I'm not sure but I never met a vagina I didn't like.

I bet Rashida Jones is sweet.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I found this on Fox News. Haven't read it. The commercial hasn't appeared on Youtube yet.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/super-bowl-commercials-chevrolet-malibu-latest-sold-out-car

A-Ha! So they are all Joneses.

 

[AProudLefty]

A-Ha! So they are all Joneses.

Keep up with the Joneses, dammit!!!

 

[Commander Dutch]

I got educated.

Did it cost you box tops or actual cash?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Good luck waiting for a hee haw half time show

Good luck on eating without "Hee-Haw types".

 

[AProudLefty]

Did J.R.R. Tolkien write that one I am not aware of?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Did J.R.R. Tolkien write that one I am not aware of?

I don't think so...not sure about that there.

 

[Commander Dutch]

Did J.R.R. Tolkien write that one I am not aware of?

Not that I'm aware but it looks interesting.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I am now seeing the sacks I expected.

 

[AProudLefty]

Now that commercial is so fucking damn funny.

 

[AProudLefty]

 

[Commander Dutch]

I dated a woman like her.

 

[Hawkeye10]

GM DR EVIL is an unintentional parody of WOKE.