I hesitate to ask, but morbid curiosity gets the best of me sometimes.... What do the first and second laws of thermodynamics and stefan boltzmann law have to do with the belief that infrared light leaving the earth interacts in a specific way with CO2 molecules to warm the earth?
The laws of thermodynamics, Stefan-Boltzman and Planck's law represent the science that kill your
Global Warming religion, principally by quashing your
greenhouse effect doctrine. Warmizombies cannot make their dogma "work" without violating this science in some way.
1.
Global Warming is the Marxist religion that asserts the inexplicable spontaneous increase in earth's average global temperature despite unchanging solar output, i.e. the equilibrium temperature simply increases without any additional energy. This is an egregious violation of Planck's law, the zeroth law of thermodynamics and of all black body science.
2.
greenhouse effect is the doctrine that provides the holy mechanism for earth's
Global Warming (see point 1) which began during the Industrial Revolution, specifically upon the writing of the sacred
Communist Manifesto text.
Global Warming, as taught by the Church, is caused by miraculous
greenhouse gases which are attributed to
human activity (that all points back to conservatives) that have magical superpowers to defy physics, as follows:
- 2a. The force awakens within
greenhouse gases, which begin creating additional energy out of nothing, in miraculous violation of the 1st law of thermodynamics. This miraculously-created thermal energy increases the earth's average global temperature in conjunction with the sun's constant output. The massive increase in human activity at the hands of GREEDY, fascist, socialist conservatives is the cause of the heavily accelerated increase in global temperatures that we must delude ourselves into seeing.
... when it is pointed out that point 2a is an egregious violation of thermodynamics, the preacher backpedals from 2a with the words "no one is claiming that energy is created out of nothing ..." and then seamlessly pivots to 2b, as such:
- 2b.
greenhouse gases act as insulation, like a big, warm, cumfy wool blanket that cradles the earth in
Global Warming. This cumfy blanket is totally transparent/non-existent to inbound solar energy, but then "traps" some of earth's "heat" by preventing earth's radiance (thermal radiation) from escaping into space. This causes a direct increase in the earth's average global temperature in conjunction with the sun's constant output.
... when it is pointed out that point 2b is an egregious violation of Stefan-Boltzmann, because radiance and temperature always move in the
same direction, i.e. you can't have an
increase in temperature with a
decrease in radiance, the preacher backpedals from 2b with the words "no one is claiming that radiance is being decreased ..." and then seamlessly pivots to 2c, as such:
- 2c. The earth, in equilibrium, radiates thermally into space exactly what it absorbs, without creating any additional energy out of nothing, which is exactly what has been taught all along. The earth's thermal radiation, however, is simply absorbed by the greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, and half of that energy is re-radiated back down to earth, increasing the temperature of the surface, which therefore provides additional thermal radiation to the atmosphere which balances out the quantity of thermal radiation needed to escape into space and maintain equilibrium.
... when it is pointed out that point 2c is an egregious violation of the 2nd law of thermodynamics, because the much warmer lithosphere cannot be heated by the much cooler atmosphere, the preacher backpedals from 2c with the words "no one is claiming that the cooler atmosphere is somehow warming the earth ..." and then seamlessly pivots to 2a, as such:
- 2a. The force awakens within
greenhouse gases, which begin creating additional energy out of nothing, in miraculous violation of the 1st law of thermodynamics. This miraculously-created thermal energy increases the earth's average global temperature in conjunction with the sun's constant output. The massive increase in human activity at the hands of GREEDY, fascist, socialist conservatives is the cause of the heavily accelerated increase in global temperatures that we must delude ourselves into seeing.
... and the cycle continues forever.
Don't be afraid to come to me with the hard stuff.