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Dutch Uncle said:
Is that the meeting your daddy took you to as soon as you turned 18?

Is this story true?:

Matt to friend: My daddy took me to the Faggots of America meeting, his old haunt, for the "initiation".

Friend: What's the initiation?

Matt: They are all wearing white, pointed hoods and tell each of the initiates to either jump off a second story window into a pile of barb wire or get a dildo stuck up their ass

Friend: Did you jump?

Matt: A little.
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cute the way you word crafted an obvious 12b violation to avoid banning by the skin of your teeth.......did you edit in the "after you turned 18" when you realized you had just written your last post but didn't want to delete it?......
 
PostmodernProphet said:
cute the way you word crafted an obvious 12b violation to avoid banning by the skin of your teeth.......did you edit in the "after you turned 18" when you realized you had just written your last post but didn't want to delete it?......
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Matt is over 18 dumbass but go ahead and act like that dumbfuck Mason and try to have me banned. Maybe you'll win and I'll be gone.

Now brag to everyone how great and pious a Christian you are. How you abide by both the Ten Commandments and Christ's Two Commandments. I'm certain most readers could use a good laugh.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
Matt is over 18 dumbass but go ahead and act like that dumbfuck Mason and try to have me banned. Maybe you'll win and I'll be gone.

Now brag to everyone how great and pious a Christian you are. How you abide by both the Ten Commandments and Christ's Two Commandments. I'm certain most readers could use a good laugh.
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it's amazing how poor you are at understanding the written language.......or is it just that large penis in your ear that makes you sound so stupid.....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
it's amazing how poor you are at understanding the written language.......or is it just that large penis in your ear that makes you sound so stupid.....
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At least I'm not a Faux Christian who pisses all over the Words Of Jesus. You're evil, PmP. You know and I know it. Only God can judge your soul, but I can judge your words on this forum. You are a proven liar and hater. Not a single post I've seen of yours indicates you are a follower of Christ. Not a single one.
 
Dutch Uncle said:
At least I'm not a Faux Christian who pisses all over the Words Of Jesus. You're evil, PmP. You know and I know it. Only God can judge your soul, but I can judge your words on this forum. You are a proven liar and hater. Not a single post I've seen of yours indicates you are a follower of Christ. Not a single one.
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stop being a simple fuck.....we all know you don't like me......we also know you're a simple minded fuck....you say only God can judge my soul, yet you do it on a daily basis.......I have never lied on this board, you cannot prove I have which is why you spend so much of your time in ad hom attacks.......not a single post I have seen of yours indicates you are a rational person, not a single one.......


now that we both have had our say, fuck yourself......
 
PostmodernProphet said:
stop being a simple fuck.....we all know you don't like me......we also know you're a simple minded fuck....you say only God can judge my soul, yet you do it on a daily basis.......I have never lied on this board, you cannot prove I have which is why you spend so much of your time in ad hom attacks.......not a single post I have seen of yours indicates you are a rational person, not a single one.......


now that we both have had our say, fuck yourself......
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Who is "we"? The fact you claim to speak for everyone when, in fact, you do not is a lie. Another lie is your claim I judge your soul. I don't, I only judge your actions. Strike Three is your lie about having never lied on this forum.

Most people don't like liars, fakers and hypocrites. You're all three so, yes, I don't like you.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
me and Earl....


got some examples?.....
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That fits.

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Yes. I just quoted one of yours.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Um... what? I don't remember that at all. Would you like to repeat them, as I pray that you don't mean what I think you mean?
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If he was trolling, then he really is 10 times the pig I thought he was. He painted himself as the man the village women lusted after and he bedded them all. I ignore his idiocy because of it.
 
Phantasmal said:
If he was trolling, then he really is 10 times the pig I thought he was. He painted himself as the man the village women lusted after and he bedded them all. I ignore his idiocy because of it.
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I don't remember his posts about that. It must have been before I flew in. But yeah, sounds like typical middle-school adolescent boy fantasy stuff. "A remote village full of horny women. Their men are too drunk or liberal to satisfy them. Enter The Dentist.... [insert yucky porno movie music here]. He knows how to DRILL...."

:laugh:
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
I don't remember his posts about that. It must have been before I flew in. But yeah, sounds like typical middle-school adolescent boy fantasy stuff. "A remote village full of horny women. Their men are too drunk or liberal to satisfy them. Enter The Dentist.... [insert yucky porno movie music here]. He knows how to DRILL...."

:laugh:
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That’s it!
 
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