Dog starts barking.  Normal, she likes to bark at almost anything.  Then she starts barking like I've never heard her bark.  And she is barking at the back door.  I live in town so pretty sure it wasn't a bear.
I normally ignore her, but her intensity and coming to me made me look.
TWO fucking burglars literally trying to break into my house. I of course go knee jerk and start yelling all sorts of shit, they (thankfully) ran off.
I called the cops.
WTF
I believe in the second, but I don't own a gun nor want one. Goddamn, my mother owns a gun. And I don't. Maybe I should. Fuck me. What a night
				
			I normally ignore her, but her intensity and coming to me made me look.
TWO fucking burglars literally trying to break into my house. I of course go knee jerk and start yelling all sorts of shit, they (thankfully) ran off.
I called the cops.
WTF
I believe in the second, but I don't own a gun nor want one. Goddamn, my mother owns a gun. And I don't. Maybe I should. Fuck me. What a night