12 years a slave...

[Minister of Truth]

Not even close. Do you know that in all these years he still hasn't used a comma correctly one time? And he overuses commas, so you would think that he'd get it right once in a while just by accident. But no, you'd be wrong to think that.

Hmm,,, that does, sound like quite, a trick.

 

[christiefan915]

Hmm,,, that does, sound like quite, a trick.

You're both forgetting; the ubiquitous semi-colon.