5 myths about Old Europe

The people have less hangups, there is less crime, there are less poor people. The average citizin lives better than our middle class. The girls are hotter and easier when you are 16. The beach is beautiful, although the water is a bit cold in the North Sea! The beer is better, taxed less and easier to get when you are 16. I LOVE Denmark.
 
The people have less hangups, there is less crime, there are less poor people. The average citizin lives better than our middle class. The girls are hotter and easier when you are 16. The beach is beautiful, although the water is a bit cold in the North Sea! The beer is better, taxed less and easier to get when you are 16. I LOVE Denmark.

sounds a bit like the Pacific NW...except the beer is weak.
 
Water wanted to get into a @#$@ing contest about schools and make some generalizations about my state as well as insult my personal education.

I just didn't feel like letting him go unchallenged on it when we're clearly a cut above the rest in many dimensions. Alabama's intelligent kids get plenty of opportunities regardless of incomes.

We have three admission-test public schools (ASFA, JCIB, and MMS), each of which consistently place on the top 50 public school list and receive tens of millions per year in scholarship money for classes of under 75 kids.

I understand completely. The best way to get me riled is to down my territory or my heritage.
 
The people have less hangups, there is less crime, there are less poor people. The average citizin lives better than our middle class. The girls are hotter and easier when you are 16. The beach is beautiful, although the water is a bit cold in the North Sea! The beer is better, taxed less and easier to get when you are 16.

I LOVE Denmark.



Communist!
 
I understand completely. The best way to get me riled is to down my territory or my heritage.

Call it stupid or whatever, but I do have a little Southern pride and I get pissed when people make insulting generalizations about my state based on specious bits of information they've seen.
 
Call it stupid or whatever, but I do have a little Southern pride and I get pissed when people make insulting generalizations about my state based on specious bits of information they've seen.

I guess you didn't like Zevon's song then huh? lol
 
The people have less hangups, there is less crime, there are less poor people. The average citizin lives better than our middle class. The girls are hotter and easier when you are 16. The beach is beautiful, although the water is a bit cold in the North Sea! The beer is better, taxed less and easier to get when you are 16. I LOVE Denmark.

See, it is all about what is important to a person. None of those things are important to me other than the less crime (and this only because things are permissable) and less poor people.
 
Alabama is a different story,

It rains a lot, there is red clay everwhere, it gets everywhere. Many of the people suffer from a lack of education. There are lots of very poor people. There is plenty of crime. Particularlly anoying is the amount of signifigant hangups the people suffer from due to over endulgance in religen, and the girls, while some are hot many are more uptight. I had fun in Alabama, but would NEVER raise a kid in Alabama!
 
Alabama is a different story,

It rains a lot, there is red clay everwhere, it gets everywhere. Many of the people suffer from a lack of education. There are lots of very poor people. There is plenty of crime. Particularlly anoying is the amount of signifigant hangups the people suffer from due to over endulgance in religen, and the girls, while some are hot many are more uptight. I had fun in Alabama, but would NEVER raise a kid in Alabama!

Oh I see you spent your time in Auburn. :)

Check out Tuscaloosa sometime. Roll Tide.
 
Oh I see you spent your time in Auburn. :)

Check out Tuscaloosa sometime. Roll Tide.

Ive been to Tuscaloosa plenty, its the same all over Alabama!

Birmingham MIGHT be a shade better than the rest of the state... But I am not so sure.
 
Call it stupid or whatever, but I do have a little Southern pride and I get pissed when people make insulting generalizations about my state based on specious bits of information they've seen.

I have lived in several states in my lifetime and have grown above that.
all states have positive things and negative things about them.
I am just me wherever I am, and can usually find some good people to associate with.

But then I realize I am abbynermal in my individualism.
 
I'm teasing LR.

I'm pointing out that even on the socially "conservative" issues, like abortion rates, Denmark ranks better than alabama. ;)

Thats because Denmark has liberal attitudes about sex, sex ed, and contraception!
 
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