Lao Tse
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People who leave off the second syllable when saying "probably." It's probly congenital.
People who use "I" rather than "me" when it's inappropriate, most often in the objective and dative cases. Nearly half of all Americans would say "AssHat's really going off on Cypress and I today" when it should actually be "AssHat's really going off on Cypress and me today."
People who accept the "betrayal as enlightened inevitability" meme really tick be off.