Another All About Me Thread

[uscitizen]

In SuperFreak's experience it probably does not always go all the way back up, butt, does go down too fast, so forgive him for the confusion? I am thinking of making him my protege, I am not happy with the way USC has come along, he is still too uppity? I think SuperFreak would make a good coolie, what do you think?

USC is no coffee fetcher. Well it depends on if you are a lady or not I would think.
I do tend to spoil ladies.. And I mean lady not just female and good looking.
A failing of mine....

 

[Damocles]

Could you be anymore jealous?

No.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

The elevator took him all the way down, so therefore it has to be able to go all the way up.

Your original statement simply said he went down to the lobby and that he used the elevator, it did not state that he took the elevator all the way down.

 

[DigitalDave]

Your original statement simply said he went down to the lobby and that he used the elevator, it did not state that he took the elevator all the way down.

SF, but the elevator does take him all the way down, I clarified that afterwards. The answer to this is quite simple and it drives people who think too hard nuts.

 

[Cancel7]

SF, but the elevator does take him all the way down, I clarified that afterwards. The answer to this is quite simple and it drives people who think too hard nuts.

Just spill the answer! I'm not any good at puzzles, I admit it.

 

[Damocles]

LMAO!

Ok Mensa:

A man lives on the 37th floor of an apartment complex in NYC. Every morning he goes down to the lobby to get his paper and uses the elevator. When he wants to go back up, he only uses the elevator to the 17th floor, then gets out and walks the stairs. He's not doing it for exercise, and he is not mentally challenged, there is a legitimate reason he does this every day. Can you guess why?

Do you want the answer? I know! I know! Ooooh! Oooh!

 

[DigitalDave]

Do you want the answer? I know! I know! Ooooh! Oooh!

PM me and I'll let you know if you are right

 

[Cancel7]

No.

Damo don't start with that. This is horny Friday for me...I don't do casual Friday.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Just spill the answer! I'm not any good at puzzles, I admit it.

Patience is a virtue.

 

[DigitalDave]

Damo was the first to give me the correct answer.

 

[Cancel7]

Damo was the first to give me the correct answer.

He's such a show-off. The big teacher's pet. Well, big deal, I have cooler clothes and more people still want to sit next to me than him.

 

[uscitizen]

I had it figured out and the rules changed. Does digital dave work for the IRS ?

 

[DigitalDave]

Just spill the answer! I'm not any good at puzzles, I admit it.

I'll give a clue, think of the buttons on the elevator.

 

[DigitalDave]

I had it figured out and the rules changed. Does digital dave work for the IRS ?

LOL, you only really figured out my bad grammer, not the story problem

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

He is a midget.... yes, we get it.

 

[DigitalDave]

SF gets it... ding ding ding!

 

[uscitizen]

a stupit midget he could use the rolled up paper to push the proper floor on the way back up.

 

[Damocles]

a stupit midget he could use the rolled up paper to push the proper floor on the way back up.

Or just ask somebody else to hit the button.

 

[DigitalDave]

Or he could have just asked fatty on floor 18 to hit the 37 th floor buttong for him. lol

 

[OrnotBitwise]

STFU, you anti-social lunatic. No one care about your crazy opinons.

Are you kidding? I need a laugh now and then, just like the next guy.