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What the fuck dude? Can you ever stop talking about Uber Eats? How many meals have you ordered now, you fat fucking loser?
Someone has to keep you working. I hate seeing you in a cardboard box. So I'm doing my part keeping you working for Uber Eats. Bring me a Chicken Caesar Salad from Cheese Cake Factory for lunch Sonny.
 
you have to be the dumbest fuck around

10 out of 12 - means 2 months were not that way

and you prove it must be wrong by........showing one month

derp derp derp stick

OMFG can you read? “Never upward”. That was a lie. I only checked those two months. I’m not wasting any more time establishing the extent to which you lied. Do some of your own work you lazy fuck.
 
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