Beckham

Grind said:
soccer is by far the most boring sport. There is nothing exciting seeing a ball passed around for 20 minutes followed by a goal. It's also for homos which is why the british love the game so much.
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What's the fun in seeing a guy go out, get a ball thrown at him.... 5 second of action.... action stops.... watch anther guy walk up... 3 seconds of action... action stops.... then someone hits the ball. Now the actions stops for two minutes, and then the teams switch positions on the fields... then another guy walks up... gets the ball thrown at him... doesn't hit it... another guys walks up... gets the ball thrown at him... hits it... 1 second of action... he's out cause he didn't make it to the diamond over there before they touched him with the ball...
 
Grind said:
soccer is by far the most boring sport. There is nothing exciting seeing a ball passed around for 20 minutes followed by a goal. It's also for homos which is why the british love the game so much.
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What could be more heterosexual than a group of muscular chaps wearing tight little pants and eyeliner, playing for teams with names like the 'Rams' and the 'Browns', waiting in line with their buttocks in the air for some guy to call, before wrestling another chap to the ground, aiming to be the best in the sack?

Definately nothing gay about that.
 
charver said:
What could be more heterosexual than a group of muscular chaps wearing tight little pants and eyeliner, playing for teams with names like the 'Rams' and the 'Browns', waiting in line with their buttocks in the air for some guy to call, before wrestling another chap to the ground, aiming to be the best in the sack?

Definately nothing gay about that.
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LMAO

This thread is hysterical.
 
charver said:
What could be more heterosexual than a group of muscular chaps wearing tight little pants and eyeliner, playing for teams with names like the 'Rams' and the 'Browns', waiting in line with their buttocks in the air for some guy to call, before wrestling another chap to the ground, aiming to be the best in the sack?

Definately nothing gay about that.
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Well, you could add doing it with no pads with far more random droppings of the ball and kicking it to people then jumping on them...

Very hetero.
 
Damocles said:
Well, you could add doing it with no pads with far more random droppings of the ball and kicking it to people then jumping on them...

Very hetero.
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Exactly, rugby players are almost identical but they do it bareback, so to speak.
 
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