PostmodernProphet
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nobody seems to notice the point......the Hillarytards need to wait and see if the Trump presidency turns out to be something even better than biscuits.....
The only thing missing from the prayer? Red Eyed Gravy to dip dem biscuits.....and some county cured pork fat back to compliment the free range chicken eggs, lots and lots o good ole cholesterol and a massive coronary. YeeeFuckinHaw!![]()
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAnobody seems to notice the point......the Hillarytards need to wait and see if the Trump presidency turns out to be something even better than biscuits.....
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Grinds best post ever.
Grinds best post ever.
You Septics just can't get anything right, biscuits come from French and mean twice cooked as in bis cuit. These are biscuits, you ignorant peasants!A minister was attending a men's breakfast. He asked one of the old time farmers to say the prayer that morning.
The farmer began; "Lord I hate buttermilk." The pastor opened one eye and wondered where this was going.
The farmer continued, "And Lord I hate lard." Now the pastor was worried.
The farmer prayed on, "And you know
Lord I don't care too much for raw flour."
The pastor was just about to stop everything when the farmer said;
"But Lord, when you mixiz'em all together and bakes 'em up; I love me some Biscuits. So Lord, when we don't
understand what is happening; when life gets hard;
when things come up that we don't like; whenever we just don't
understand what you are telling us that we need to just relax and
wait till you are done fixing what you are fixing, and probably it will
be something even better than biscuits."
You Septics just can't get anything right, biscuits come from French and mean twice cooked as in bis cuit. These are biscuits, you ignorant peasants!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/01/21-br...om-worst-to-best-the-definitive-list-5224653/
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Cookies to retards, biscuits to Europeans!Those are cookies, retard.
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So, what do Europeans call biscuits?
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-a-British-scone-and-an-American-biscuitSo, what do Europeans call biscuits?
Everybody but you lot!! You took our scones and turned them into biscuits, and to compound the crime you then called biscuits cookies!! As for that crap you call gravy, it is supposed to be brown not white.Ok. I looked at those recipes (and pictures). Who in the world puts sugar in their biscuits.
Everybody but you lot!! You took our scones and turned them into biscuits, and to compound the crime you then called biscuits cookies!! As for that crap you call gravy, it is supposed to be brown not white.
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