BLT

[Minister of Truth]

I dated a girl in high school who would put pickles and mayo on her tacos. My wife puts mayo on her hot dogs, and has me doing it sometimes.

Mayo on tacos is pretty extreme. My wife would call me out if I wanted to try it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

that's gross. please divorce your wife

Fuck you, asshole. Mayo on hotdogs is all you need.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Fuck you, asshole. Mayo on hotdogs is all you need.

 

[Lightbringer]

Fuck you, asshole. Mayo on hotdogs is all you need.

What are you, Canadian?

 

[Lightbringer]

I dated a girl in high school who would put pickles and mayo on her tacos.

W.
T.
F. ?????

 

[Lightbringer]

mayo makes me gag I hate it but I still put it on a sandwich in super small amounts some times just because it's needed. do people eat BLTS without mayo? Also I hate raw tomatoes... I love bacon and lettuce sandwiches though.

One of my kids hated raw tomato and she would use spaghetti sauce instead of mayo and leave off the tomato.

 

[Lightbringer]

Could use a little more bacon.

 

[Lightbringer]

Honkies mostly.

I hear that. Fucking white people.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I hear that. Fucking white people.

I'm so glad to be Beige.

 

[Ross Dolan]

One of my kids hated raw tomato and she would use spaghetti sauce instead of mayo and leave off the tomato.

For some reason, this reminded me of...

 

[MAGA MAN]

I dated a girl in high school who would put pickles and mayo on her ta-tas.

Why would you stop dating such a specimen?

 

[countryboy]

Why would you stop dating such a specimen?

Hahaha, she quit me. But she's a faaaaaaaaar leftist loon now, so, I guess dodged that bullet.

 

[Lightbringer]

For some reason, this reminded me of...

LOL. That's almost exactly what she was like until I gave up and let her make her own.

 

[Lightbringer]

I'm so glad to be Beige.

I see you working peckerwood, you're trying to claim heritage that ain't yours. I've got my eye on you whitebread.

 

[MAGA MAN]

Hahaha, she quit me. But she's a faaaaaaaaar leftist loon now, so, I guess dodged that bullet.

For the record, every girl that I have dated except for the last one quit me as well. My response was always to part ways amicably, then find another one who was younger and prettier. Every one of them attempted a come-back; every single one. My response then was consistent as well: "I'm sorry, but I am dating someone else now..."

 

[Lightbringer]

For the record, every girl that I have dated except for the last one quit me as well. My response was always to part ways amicably, then find another one who was younger and prettier. Every one of them attempted a come-back; every single one. My response then was consistent as well: "I'm sorry, but I am dating someone else now..."

The best revenge is living well.

 

[MAGA MAN]

The best revenge is living well.

....or banging a younger, prettier gal...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

One of my kids hated raw tomato and she would use spaghetti sauce instead of mayo and leave off the tomato.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I see you working peckerwood, you're trying to claim heritage that ain't yours. I've got my eye on you whitebread.

Untrue; because us BEIGES go way back.

 

[Lightbringer]

Untrue; because us BEIGES go way back.

You like to think so, but you don't know the struggle.