Captain Billys Racial Hotness List

[Mott the Hoople]

Ok, before this goes any further, this list is a generalization. There is hotness (and lots of it) in every race/ethnic group. This list is also my personal tastes only. This list takes into account things besides physical beauty, such as general inclination towards sexual freakyness, but is still entirely superficial. This list does not account for haffas (or mixed races). Haffas are a wild card and can be higher or lower than any single group. In order for me to consider someone a member of a specific group, they must be at least 50% and determine themselves to be in the group as well. And finally, this is a generalization (repeated for effect). A hot girl at the bottom tier is hotter than a ugly girl in the top tier. Some of these rankings are interchangeable, such as #1 and #2.

Ok, so here is the list!

Puerto Ricans Yes
Cubans Yes
Brazilians Oh hell yes, best booties on the planet.
Black British Yes
Irish Yes
Sicilians Yes
French Oui
Panamanians Yes
Columbians Yes, yes, yes, I've never met an ugly Columbiana
Koreans Yes
Spanish Yes
Dominicans Yes
Japanese Hai
Greek Yes
Haitians Yes
Jamaicans Yes
Russians Da
African Yes
Mexicans Yes
Samoans Yes
Filipinas
Chinese Yes
American Indian Yes
Vietnamese Yes
Nordic Yes
Slavic Yes
German Ja
Arab Yes
Australian Yes
Indian Yes

Here are my votes

 

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The OP is proof that it's writer is racist.

Oh please, do explain.

Oh and Grind, you need to get your eyes checked.

 

[christiefan915]

My ancestry is Scottish and French, my people were a beautiful group. I love Hispanic men, it is my new thing! I guess it comes from watching the world cup!

To die for!

 

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FUCK! Forgot Jewish women!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

FUCK! Forgot Jewish women!

I've never met to many of them in the US that did anything for me. Mostly ones from New York with horrible accents and bad skin....but Israeli women can be quite hot.

 

[/MSG/]

I've never met to many of them in the US that did anything for me. Mostly ones from New York with horrible accents and bad skin....but Israeli women can be quite hot.

I like both, in different ways.

 

[Phantasmal]

To die for!

Oh Yes!

 

[DamnYankee]

Here are my votes

Oh look 15ppMoot's a racist too.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

So SM, how was your cousin?

 

[DamnYankee]

Happily married, three kids, and still a great looking lady.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

stop posted naked dudes all over this site

 

[Minister of Truth]

I've never met to many of them in the US that did anything for me. Mostly ones from New York with horrible accents and bad skin....but Israeli women can be quite hot.

I knew some very hot Jewish girls in school, but I understand where you're coming from.

 

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I like the horrible accents. It's cute.

 

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Oh look 15ppMoot's a racist too.

Yet to prove how this is racist.

 

[DamnYankee]

Yet to prove how this is racist.

According to the standards of liberals on this site I don't have to.

 

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According to the standards of liberals on this site I don't have to.

According to, well, EVERY SINGLE CLAIM YOU HAVE EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF YOUR LIFE
You've never had any evidence.

 

[Ted Haggard]

To die for!

Yow! Mouth watering, sister!


Southernman and I like this guy!

Regards,

Ted

 

[DamnYankee]

According to, well, EVERY SINGLE CLAIM YOU HAVE EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF YOUR LIFE
You've never had any evidence.

What?

 

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Man, I need to update this list.

 

[Minister of Truth]

This list proves you're a racist, BTW.