Debby

Kacper said:
Yep because he had to get the white approved and then paint the approved white over the outlaw white
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That's total bullshit. Here's what I did in a similar situation.

Back when Debby's group was in power I used to burn wood in my fireplace. (My wife has since prohibited this unless it is an emergency and it's our only source of heat.) In order to season wood in this climate you have to keep it under cover. Otherwise it will just rot. And you don't want to store it inside the attached garage because all firewood here is infested with insects that you don't want in your house. So I designed a nice open-air woodshed. Four posts in a 3' x 10' configuration, 12:12 cedar roof on the front side and a flatter metal roof on the side facing the woods. I showed the design to my next door neighbor for his approval and he complimented me on it.

I then hand delivered the design with the appropriate paperwork to the HOA president, three doors down. The guy is a lawyer. I made him sign and date it.

Our rules require that he respond within 30 days. The bastard waited until day 29 to mail a rejection notice to me. It claimed that the shed was a "fuel tank" and therefore had to be screened.

On the Saturday after the 30 days was up I built the shed. It's on the rear corner of my property and you have to stop at the top of my driveway to even see it.

Lawyer then called me. He was on speaker phone and I just knew that Debby was in the office with him. (I sensed it then and things she said later proved it.) Debby hated me because I destroyed her dream of all uniform mailboxes, or something, and as therefore riding the President to beat me up on something, anything. I told him that I never received anything from him, and since 30 days had come and gone...

He was pissed. But he couldn't do a damn thing about it.

:kipyes:
 
Dark Soul said:
That's total bullshit. Here's what I did in a similar situation.

Back when Debby's group was in power I used to burn wood in my fireplace. (My wife has since prohibited this unless it is an emergency and it's our only source of heat.) In order to season wood in this climate you have to keep it under cover. Otherwise it will just rot. And you don't want to store it inside the attached garage because all firewood here is infested with insects that you don't want in your house. So I designed a nice open-air woodshed. Four posts in a 3' x 10' configuration, 12:12 cedar roof on the front side and a flatter metal roof on the side facing the woods. I showed the design to my next door neighbor for his approval and he complimented me on it.

I then hand delivered the design with the appropriate paperwork to the HOA president, three doors down. The guy is a lawyer. I made him sign and date it.

Our rules require that he respond within 30 days. The bastard waited until day 29 to mail a rejection notice to me. It claimed that the shed was a "fuel tank" and therefore had to be screened.

On the Saturday after the 30 days was up I built the shed. It's on the rear corner of my property and you have to stop at the top of my driveway to even see it.

Lawyer then called me. He was on speaker phone and I just knew that Debby was in the office with him. (I sensed it then and things she said later proved it.) Debby hated me because I destroyed her dream of all uniform mailboxes, or something, and as therefore riding the President to beat me up on something, anything. I told him that I never received anything from him, and since 30 days had come and gone...

He was pissed. But he couldn't do a damn thing about it.

:kipyes:
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That neighborhood which was outside West Chester PA was filled with psycho control freaks all working for Dupont. The approved the same color paint but made him change the finish from high gloss to semigloss or the other way around. I forget which. It also wasn't the whole house. It was the siding on the room above the two car garage. The rest of the house was (quite ugly) bricks and cedar shingled. They were a psycho HOA. I was issued a warning and almost banned from the neighborhood because I parked on the street because the driveway had 4 cars in it and I didn't want anybody blocked in the first time I went there. They told me I couldn't park on the street so just to park wherever in the driveway. not 10 minutes later a cop was at the door demanding to see the driver of the truck and was going to ticket me for trespassing and escort me out of the neighborhood for having parked on the street because the No parking sign two blocks away apparently applied to the whole neighborhood. Because I was from out of state and it was my first time there, they eventually relented but sure enough by the time I got home I had a nasty certified letter from their HOA warning me that if I ever returned and parked on the street again, I would be arrested for trespassing.
 
Dark Soul said:
That's total bullshit. Here's what I did in a similar situation.

Back when Debby's group was in power I used to burn wood in my fireplace. (My wife has since prohibited this unless it is an emergency and it's our only source of heat.) In order to season wood in this climate you have to keep it under cover. Otherwise it will just rot. And you don't want to store it inside the attached garage because all firewood here is infested with insects that you don't want in your house. So I designed a nice open-air woodshed. Four posts in a 3' x 10' configuration, 12:12 cedar roof on the front side and a flatter metal roof on the side facing the woods. I showed the design to my next door neighbor for his approval and he complimented me on it.

I then hand delivered the design with the appropriate paperwork to the HOA president, three doors down. The guy is a lawyer. I made him sign and date it.

Our rules require that he respond within 30 days. The bastard waited until day 29 to mail a rejection notice to me. It claimed that the shed was a "fuel tank" and therefore had to be screened.

On the Saturday after the 30 days was up I built the shed. It's on the rear corner of my property and you have to stop at the top of my driveway to even see it.

Lawyer then called me. He was on speaker phone and I just knew that Debby was in the office with him. (I sensed it then and things she said later proved it.) Debby hated me because I destroyed her dream of all uniform mailboxes, or something, and as therefore riding the President to beat me up on something, anything. I told him that I never received anything from him, and since 30 days had come and gone...

He was pissed. But he couldn't do a damn thing about it.

:kipyes:
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Spellbinding!
 
A lawyer sent a rejection letter to me via regular US mail, after I had made him sign and date the application that required his time-sensitive response.

:rofl2:
 
TOP said:
:laugh: Poor
CCL...knows nothing
Bye Fowlisha :)
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"...Fowlisha…"!!

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