For Dixie: Common Sense
- Thread starter AnyOldIron
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Jesus Christ...
That's no way to treat a penis! No wonder Dixie is going to leave you for me.
You just aren't attuned to the hotness that is Dixie.
Really, I am not kidding. LOL.
LOL
I'm laughing so hard over this thread.
I'm starting to feel sorry for poor anyoldiron though, who tried to start a serious thread, and ended up with "The Proper Care and Feeding of a Penis"
I haven't laughed at a thread so hard in a long time. Seriously I think there might have been snot bubbles involved!
and hijack his thread 
Dixie - In Memoriam
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LOLOLOL! That was a goodun!
Dixie - In Memoriam
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I'm starting to feel sorry for poor anyoldiron though, who tried to start a serious thread...
Yeah, a serious thread about how Einstein told us all to abandon common sense.... I feel sorry for poor Arnold too!
And D & T, I hate to break it to ya like this, but Care has 'first dibs' on me. But hey, if it doesn't work out (which it doesn't usually, with me and liberal women) I promise I will give you both an equal shot!
Would you prefer mud or jello wrestling?
Yeah, a serious thread about how Einstein told us all to abandon common sense.... I feel sorry for poor Arnold too!
And D & T, I hate to break it to ya like this, but Care has 'first dibs' on me. But hey, if it doesn't work out (which it doesn't usually, with me and liberal women) I promise I will give you both an equal shot!
Would you prefer mud or jello wrestling?
That's not what you said last night.
Dixie - In Memoriam
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Well that's because you charmed me with that brown sugar and black magic, then you shook that ghetto booty in my face and put me in a trance, I was totally helpless and vulnerable! You need to be careful with that thang, gir'frien!
Well that's because you charmed me with that brown sugar and black magic, then you shook that ghetto booty in my face and put me in a trance, I was totally helpless and vulnerable! You need to be careful with that thang, gir'frien!
I'm f'ing speechless.
I feel like I might have a brain aneurism.
I don't think he even knows what he just did.
Ted Haggard
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Well that's because you charmed me with that brown sugar and black magic, then you shook that ghetto booty in my face and put me in a trance, I was totally helpless and vulnerable! You need to be careful with that thang, gir'frien!
Dixie, don't be gettin' all heterosexual on me! You can't keep pretending, and living a lie!
You know I'm expecting you later on today for that "massage"