Gonna leave this here to trigger JPP MAGAts more

Nomad said:
You've never had anything to do with "normal people".

You wouldn't know a normal person if you farted next to one in Taco Bell.
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Wow, that was really good, you got me. The last time I was insulted like that I think I was in the 3rd grade, that's really good for you. lol
 
Tobytone said:
I noticed that Dutchy Boy didn't like that. He doesn't like it when his kind is insulted.

Dutchy Boy, The vast majority of normal people are disgusted by Tom Hanks, I think we all know why you're not.
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That's an interesting use of "vast majority."

Hanks is arguably the most popular actor of our time. It's actually kind of funny that this little skit enraged snowflakey MAGA's as much as it did.
 
AProudLefty said:
Black people? They don't care about politics. :dunno:

Who is it that broke in the Capitol and assaulted the cops? Certainly not Democrats.
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There you go again, instantly going on about melanin levels. You're such a slimy racist pig, it's truly disgusting. Seriously, 'they don't care about politics' what should someone say to that? The only thing that comes to mind is your a scum sucking racist.

The Capitol “insurrection”? Give me a break, you clowns are so full of steaming dog shit, it’s a wonder you can still breathe. The damage? A few broken windows and some trashed furniture, pathetic next to the endless months of unhinged left-wing lunatics torching cities, smashing storefronts, beating people senseless, and even murdering folks in the streets.

Remember CHAZ? Oh yeah, those geniuses took over an entire police precinct and blocks of Seattle, declaring it their little anarchist utopia. But sure, let’s clutch our pearls over some guy in a Viking hat wandering around Nancy’s office.

And the “attacks on police”? Spare me. A handful of scuffles, most of them overblown by your sob-story media, pale in comparison to the nightly cop-bashing sessions during the 2020 “mostly peaceful” riots.

The charges? A clown show of overreach, hundreds of people railroaded with flimsy “parading” counts or trumped-up nonsense, while the truth keeps trickling out: no grand conspiracy, no armed rebellion, just a chaotic mess you’ve spun into your own Red Scare fanfiction. You’ll see the receipts and still cry “muh democracy” like the brain-dead demagogues you are.

The only body count that day? Ashli Babbitt, an unarmed woman gunned down by a trigger-happy Capitol cop who didn’t even issue a warning. Shot her dead through a door, cold-blooded, plain as day. And that guy? Michael Byrd, promoted and praised, never charged, barely even questioned, while you hacks pretend it’s fine because she wasn’t clutching a Molotov cocktail like your sainted BLM foot soldiers.

You’ll keep screaming “January 6th” like it’s Pearl Harbor, equating it to every anti-American thug fest you’ve ever cheered, because that’s all you’ve got, hypocrisy and hot air. Nice try, you race-baiting, drooling moron. Go choke on your own blind ignorance, racist dumbass.
 
Tobytone said:
There you go again, instantly going on about melanin levels. You're such a slimy racist pig, it's truly disgusting. Seriously, 'they don't care about politics' what should someone say to that? The only thing that comes to mind is your a scum sucking racist.

The Capitol “insurrection”? Give me a break, you clowns are so full of steaming dog shit, it’s a wonder you can still breathe. The damage? A few broken windows and some trashed furniture, pathetic next to the endless months of unhinged left-wing lunatics torching cities, smashing storefronts, beating people senseless, and even murdering folks in the streets.

Remember CHAZ? Oh yeah, those geniuses took over an entire police precinct and blocks of Seattle, declaring it their little anarchist utopia. But sure, let’s clutch our pearls over some guy in a Viking hat wandering around Nancy’s office.

And the “attacks on police”? Spare me. A handful of scuffles, most of them overblown by your sob-story media, pale in comparison to the nightly cop-bashing sessions during the 2020 “mostly peaceful” riots.

The charges? A clown show of overreach, hundreds of people railroaded with flimsy “parading” counts or trumped-up nonsense, while the truth keeps trickling out: no grand conspiracy, no armed rebellion, just a chaotic mess you’ve spun into your own Red Scare fanfiction. You’ll see the receipts and still cry “muh democracy” like the brain-dead demagogues you are.

The only body count that day? Ashli Babbitt, an unarmed woman gunned down by a trigger-happy Capitol cop who didn’t even issue a warning. Shot her dead through a door, cold-blooded, plain as day. And that guy? Michael Byrd, promoted and praised, never charged, barely even questioned, while you hacks pretend it’s fine because she wasn’t clutching a Molotov cocktail like your sainted BLM foot soldiers.

You’ll keep screaming “January 6th” like it’s Pearl Harbor, equating it to every anti-American thug fest you’ve ever cheered, because that’s all you’ve got, hypocrisy and hot air. Nice try, you race-baiting, drooling moron. Go choke on your own blind ignorance, racist dumbass.
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Trump could have prevented Babbitt's death. He decided to watch the riot for 3 hours instead.
 
BartenderElite said:
That's an interesting use of "vast majority."

Hanks is arguably the most popular actor of our time. It's actually kind of funny that this little skit enraged snowflakey MAGA's as much as it did.
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Dude, I haven't even seen it. It's irrelevant to my point. I loved many Tom Hanks movies, but, call me crazy for seeing him in a different light because of the whole liking little kids a bit too much. That's why I say the VAST majority. I'm not including you morons.
 
Tobytone said:
Dude, I haven't even seen it. It's irrelevant to my point. I loved many Tom Hanks movies, but, call me crazy for seeing him in a different light because of the whole liking little kids a bit too much. That's why I say the VAST majority. I'm not including you morons.
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You have evidence of him "liking little kids a bit too much"?
 
BartenderElite said:
Trump could have prevented Babbitt's death. He decided to watch the riot for 3 hours instead.
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You’re such a mindless drone, parroting your sanctimonious drivel like a good little NPC. Oh, Trump should’ve magically “found a way” to beam his voice into everyone’s skull on January 6th without social media? Right, because when the left-wing tech overlords yanked a sitting president’s accounts like petty tyrants, he should’ve just whipped out a Bat-Signal or carrier pigeons.

And you think his word would’ve instantly calmed the storm? You’re so dense you couldn’t find your own ass with a map, those people were pissed because they smelled a rat in the election, and you smug idiots still act like it’s a mystery.

The 2020 election? A circus of fraud vibes, Biden, the basement-dwelling ghost, somehow racked up 81 million votes, crushing Obama’s best by 16 million. Sure, makes total sense that a guy who couldn’t fill a high school gym pulled that off. Voter turnout spiked to 66.6%, a 16% jump from 2016’s 50%, when every election for a century averaged 2-3% bumps.

Then, poof, 2024 rolls around and it drops right back down to 50%. What a coincidence, huh? Pure magic! You clowns swallow that hook, line, and sinker because you’re too busy clapping like trained seals for your “fortified democracy” bullshit. Morons doesn’t even cover it, you’re a walking lobotomy brigade.
 
Tobytone said:
You’re such a mindless drone, parroting your sanctimonious drivel like a good little NPC. Oh, Trump should’ve magically “found a way” to beam his voice into everyone’s skull on January 6th without social media? Right, because when the left-wing tech overlords yanked a sitting president’s accounts like petty tyrants, he should’ve just whipped out a Bat-Signal or carrier pigeons.

And you think his word would’ve instantly calmed the storm? You’re so dense you couldn’t find your own ass with a map, those people were pissed because they smelled a rat in the election, and you smug idiots still act like it’s a mystery.

The 2020 election? A circus of fraud vibes, Biden, the basement-dwelling ghost, somehow racked up 81 million votes, crushing Obama’s best by 16 million. Sure, makes total sense that a guy who couldn’t fill a high school gym pulled that off. Voter turnout spiked to 66.6%, a 16% jump from 2016’s 50%, when every election for a century averaged 2-3% bumps.

Then, poof, 2024 rolls around and it drops right back down to 50%. What a coincidence, huh? Pure magic! You clowns swallow that hook, line, and sinker because you’re too busy clapping like trained seals for your “fortified democracy” bullshit. Morons doesn’t even cover it, you’re a walking lobotomy brigade.
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As soon as Trump told supporters to go home - they did.

He could have done it right away. He waited 3 hours.

The rest of your post is total nonsense. No wonder you have to do the insult thing all the time (which couldn't matter less, btw - it's funny that people think those "sting" on an internet message board).
 
AProudLefty said:
You have evidence of him "liking little kids a bit too much"?
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I've been waiting for one of you drones to ask that, this is for all of you idiots:
Tom Hanks is drowning in accusations that’d make any red-blooded American’s skin crawl, and we should take every word as gospel, just like the Dems do when it’s one of ours.

Some brave soul on Twitter says she’s got recovered memories of Hanks abusing her as a kid, trauma’s real, and we don’t need pesky proof to know he’s a monster. His creepy Instagram? Gloves, typewriters, “SRC USA”, obvious dog whistles for those people, if you squint hard enough, and we’re not here to doubt the sleuths decoding it.

Greece citizenship screams getaway plan. That fake BBC arrest headline? Doesn’t matter, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And don’t forget Isaac Kappy calling him out before they “silenced” him.

No evidence? Who cares! The left taught us accusations are truth, so Hanks is guilty, lock him up and let God sort it out, you liberal hypocrites! and you, lefty the racist.
 
Tobytone said:
I've been waiting for one of you drones to ask that, this is for all of you idiots:
Tom Hanks is drowning in accusations that’d make any red-blooded American’s skin crawl, and we should take every word as gospel, just like the Dems do when it’s one of ours.

Some brave soul on Twitter says she’s got recovered memories of Hanks abusing her as a kid, trauma’s real, and we don’t need pesky proof to know he’s a monster. His creepy Instagram? Gloves, typewriters, “SRC USA”, obvious dog whistles for those people, if you squint hard enough, and we’re not here to doubt the sleuths decoding it.

Greece citizenship screams getaway plan. That fake BBC arrest headline? Doesn’t matter, where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And don’t forget Isaac Kappy calling him out before they “silenced” him.

No evidence? Who cares! The left taught us accusations are truth, so Hanks is guilty, lock him up and let God sort it out, you liberal hypocrites! and you, lefty the racist.
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So you believe the accusations against Trump?

And it's adorable that you believe that I am a racist. Didn't you say this, "Sainted BLM foot soldiers"?
 
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