How to Act "Manly"

[Minister of Truth]

I pretty much only adhere to the t-shirt and steak ones...

 

[WinterBorn]

You're right, that is laughable. I should have said I try to debate SM on given topics. I am looking for debate and he is simply slinging personal insults and nonsense.

 

[DamnYankee]

First two sentences are approved.

 

[Canceled1]

First two sentences are approved.

Awwww... Could someone pass the popcorn?

 

[cancel2 2022]

Goatees?

Why would anybody try to grow a ring of hair on their face when that happens naturally around the rectum?

Maybe it has something to do with symmetry... or more likely stupidity??

 

[Minister of Truth]

What do you two proles have against goatees? Here in the NW, at least, they are considered very fashionable.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

A real man don't care about weather he writes "there" or whether he ment "their".

yeah, but real men don't say "nice whether we're havin', ain't it"........

 

[cancel2 2022]

What do you two proles have against goatees? Here in the NW, at least, they are considered very fashionable.

I can only think that there are many who are so used to kissing arse, that they have a goatee to remind them of that fact.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I can only think that there are many who are so used to kissing arse, that they have a goatee to remind them of that fact.

sorry, but I don't share your experience of kissing people with goatees.......

 

[Minister of Truth]

I can only think that there are many who are so used to kissing arse, that they have a goatee to remind them of that fact.

Kissing arse is certainly a Seattle trademark. On the other hand, it took you and Damo to dream up the ass analogy, which I think weighs a bit more heavily...

 

[cancel2 2022]

sorry, but I don't share your experience of kissing people with goatees.......

I will bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, how do you avoid a Clingon attack?

 

[cancel2 2022]

Kissing arse is certainly a Seattle trademark. On the other hand, it took you and Damo to dream up the ass analogy, which I think weighs a bit more heavily...

Maybe you will like this one better, it comes from the same website.

 

[TuTu Monroe]

Tom is experienced in kissing real goats.

sorry, but I don't share your experience of kissing people with goatees.......

 

[/MSG/]

Damo and Tom are jealous of my facial hair.

 

[DamnYankee]

What do you two proles have against goatees? Here in the NW, at least, they are considered very fashionable.

They make your face look like a pussy. For you, that might be appropriate.

 

[Canceled1]

Kissing arse is certainly a Seattle trademark. On the other hand, it took you and Damo to dream up the ass analogy, which I think weighs a bit more heavily...

WORD!!!!

You Rock ThreeDee!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

What do you two proles have against goatees? Here in the NW, at least, they are considered very fashionable.

Their guard rails for high speed cocksuckers.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

yeah, but real men don't say "nice whether we're havin', ain't it"........

Real men don't care weather that's true or not!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Tom is experienced in kissing real goats.

Well who doesn't? He's hardly unique there.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Okay, I should qualify that "acceptable" goatees do not include hair above the lip. Just a little on the chin and slightly off to the side...

Thanks for playing, perverts. I was physically incapable of fantasizing about goatees in such manner until you three proles (Damo, Tom, Mott) chimed in from the low-income housing lot...