I would like to address your statement that neither are "absolute".
They are absolute, in the context of the original wording. The Supreme Court, however, has upheld restrictions on both amendments. While the original intent of the 1st and 2nd amendments are absolutely clear, I agree with the Court that for a functional society both must be suject to some degree of regulation.
But I think we should approach such regulation with extreme caution. By making any law restricting either amendment, we are going against the wishes and values of our Founders. Every step we take toward regulating the amendments is a step away from original American values. I don't think a world where rocket launchers are available over the counter is an ideal one, but I would find a world where all weapons are banned just as frightening.
We have to accept that the 2nd and 1st amendments ARE absolute, we have just chosen to interpret them in a way that makes them less so.
Every regulation we make is a digression from our true principles, and while common-sense restrictions may be essential, they do serve to undermine our values and consequently should be approached with the utmost caution.
Agreed