I had sex

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

 

[Ross Dolan]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

If her name was Bruno...she was just kidding about the "woman" part.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Masterbation?

 

[Sailor]

The adams apple, deep voice and 5 o clock shadow did not ring any alarms for you huh?

 

[Controlled Opposition]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

How did it compare?

 

[Old Trapper]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Did you swallow, or spit it out before swallowing?

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Just because the picture on your pillow resembled a woman, doesn't mean she was live.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

The adams apple, deep voice and 5 o clock shadow did not ring any alarms for you huh?

He's still singing "La-la-la-la Lola".

 

[Cancel 2019.1]

Rosie Palm

 

[Minister of Truth]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

How much did she charge?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

lol this thread rules.

 

[DebraDoesDonald]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Congratulations!!!! When the afterglow has faded maybe you can tell us how it differed from the other kinds you've experienced. Please rank in order of animal, vegetable, or mineral. I'm thinking of writing a book.

 

[countryboy]

Rosie Palm

Actually, young'un, it's Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.

 

[Celticguy]

What species ?

 

[Anarchon]

Where did you bury the body?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

should have used protection.......

 

[Sailor]

Where did you bury the body?

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cancel2 2022]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Good for you, if it was with a woman who was alive, sentient and not mentally deficient, then well done. Did the earth move for you?

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Congratulations!!!! When the afterglow has faded maybe you can tell us how it differed from the other kinds you've experienced. Please rank in order of animal, vegetable, or mineral. I'm thinking of writing a book.

Woman > mineral > animal > vegetable