I had sex

[FUCK THE POLICE]

How did it compare?

Bussy > pussy definitely

 

[Mason Michaels]

Actually, young'un, it's Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.

You would know

 

[Mason Michaels]

should have used protection.......

Protection is masterbating into another body

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

 

[countryboy]

You would know

Lol, I've had 'em all. But, touche.

 

[/MSG/]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

Good for you buddy.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Protection is masterbating into another body

Having sex with a person without protection outside of a long term monogamous relationship is called mental retardation

 

[Fentoine Lum]

Where did you bury the body?

Discarded back out into general population.

 

[Fentoine Lum]

Having sex with a person without protection outside of a long term monogamous relationship is called mental retardation

Well we are allowing lead contaminated water in our public water supply. Perhaps the effects are manifesting themselves.

 

[/MSG/]

Having sex with a person without protection outside of a long term monogamous relationship is called mental retardation

Don't be a pussy.

 

[/MSG/]

Well we are allowing lead contaminated water in our public water supply. Perhaps the effects are manifesting themselves.

That would explain both your posts and your birth.

 

[Irish Exit]

Just wanted everyone here to know that I had sex with a woman

That is all

What did you do with the other 23 hours, 58 minutes and 30 seconds of your day? Hopefully something to save the planet.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What did you do with the other 23 hours, 58 minutes and 30 seconds of your day? Hopefully something to save the planet.

Tbh I couldn't come, probably due to decades of death grip masturbation. I stopped after 20-30 minutes, helped her masturbate, and we just cuddled afterward because I didn't just want to screw her to exhaustion.

When I next masturbated it took like a minute to get to orgasm and I basically jizzed a puddle. Kind of weird, my balls were producing all the semen in the world due to instinct, but my dick has been trained to only orgasm through that specific type of feeling.

TMI?

 

[Fentoine Lum]

That would explain both your posts and your birth.

Yes, being birthed in america provides zero protection from a contaminated public water supply. MAGA

 

[/MSG/]

Tbh I couldn't come, probably due to decades of death grip masturbation. I stopped after 20-30 minutes, helped her masturbate, and we just cuddled afterward because I didn't just want to screw her to exhaustion.

When I next masturbated it took like a minute to get to orgasm and I basically jizzed a puddle. Kind of weird, my balls were producing all the semen in the world due to instinct, but my dick has been trained to only orgasm through that specific type of feeling.

TMI?

Yes. Pro tip, don't jerk it for a few days.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Tbh I couldn't come, probably due to decades of death grip masturbation. I stopped after 20-30 minutes, helped her masturbate, and we just cuddled afterward because I didn't just want to screw her to exhaustion.

When I next masturbated it took like a minute to get to orgasm and I basically jizzed a puddle. Kind of weird, my balls were producing all the semen in the world due to instinct, but my dick has been trained to only orgasm through that specific type of feeling.

TMI?

You need to stop jacking off,if you can't cum in a pussy.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yes. Pro tip, don't jerk it for a few days.

That's probably what I'm going to try next time. I liked it but I just felt like it made her insecure that I couldn't finish. When it was just me, it had nothing to do with her.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You need to stop jacking off,if you can't cum in a pussy.

Maybe I'm gay tho?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm also on ssris which probably has a lot to do with it tbh.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Bussy ys