I just graduated

[FUCK THE POLICE]

All people who do not have a 4 year college degree must now refer to me by postfixing my name with the Japanese honorific "-sama" (Watermark-sama) to indicate my social superiority.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Let's look at this image:

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There are, on average, 20 people with a bachelors degree per 100 residents in the US. If you'll notice, in my area of MS we average 10 less than that, so it's less than 10. So I'm in the top 90% of proles in my area.

 

[Howey]

Congratulations! What's your plans?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Congratulations! What's your plans?

I'm going to go and work as an ROV technician offshore for a couple of years to save around 30k and go to China, where I will die.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

All people who do not have a 4 year college degree must now refer to me by postfixing my name with the Japanese honorific "-sama" (Watermark-sama) to indicate my social superiority.

in-sama-nia......

 

[Minister of Truth]

 

[Minister of Truth]

ALL HAIL WATERMARK-SAMA

 

[/MSG/]

Glory to Emperor Watermark.

 

[Damocles]

Good job. What Master's program are you about to enter?

 

[/MSG/]

Also, I thought I was going to get my bachelors before you (my semester is over but I don't graduate until Winter because I filed the paperwork too late).

 

[Minister of Truth]

I love how MA and CT are almost entirely light blue. Apparently engineers congregate in parts of CO.

 

[Annie]

Congratulations. Make use of it!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Good job. What Master's program are you about to enter?

I don't think I'm going to go for a masters, honestly. Time will tell. If I do get one, it will be in China.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Also, I thought I was going to get my bachelors before you (my semester is over but I don't graduate until Winter because I filed the paperwork too late).

When did you progress so far along in your bachelors?

I didn't fill the paperwork out until like a month ago. I came into my advisors office and he was astounded, "you should've told me about this 6 months ago!" We got it all rushed through, though, I even got to walk. I could've skipped commencement but I decided that it would be a better tribute to my memory to force my family to sit through a three hour boring ceremony just to ensure they knew who had earned a damn degree.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Most schools wouldn't allow that, but I guess in MS it's considered a miracle, anyway...

 

[/MSG/]

When did you progress so far along in your bachelors?

I didn't fill the paperwork out until like a month ago. I came into my advisors office and he was astounded, "you should've told me about this 6 months ago!" We got it all rushed through, though, I even got to walk. I could've skipped commencement but I decided that it would be a better tribute to my memory to force my family to sit through a three hour boring ceremony just to ensure they knew who had earned a damn degree.

Well, I had quite a few of my general credits from when I was in the Marines. Of course it's only a manufacturing engineering degree, I still have a ways to go on my material science one.

 

[cancel2 2022]

All people who do not have a 4 year college degree must now refer to me by postfixing my name with the Japanese honorific "-sama" (Watermark-sama) to indicate my social superiority.

What degree did you do and what was your GPA?

 

[Minister of Truth]

BSME, and I think he got a 4.01

 

[cancel2 2022]

BSME, and I think he got a 4.01

Is that Music Education or Mechanical Engineering?

 

[The Dude]

Best 7 years of watermark's life!
Congrats