I know this will be a major disappointment to many pinheads here, but I am kind of looking forward to Socialism under Barack Hussein Obama. I hate to let you guys down, I know you were probably imagining me contemplating jumping off a bridge or something, but really, I am a very happy man these days.
My kids are all raised, my last one graduated high school this year, and is off to college, so if the public education system goes completely to shit, I really don't care anymore. Go ahead and pack it with little Atheist Socialist twits who get their kicks molesting kids and brainwashing our youth, it doesn't really matter to me anymore.
I do have a job, but it's only because I like to keep busy. My financial status is secure, and has been for quite some time, I made most of my money during the 90's, and socked away a good little fortune over the past 8 years through government contracts. It's safe and sound, free from US taxation, in foreign trusts and real estate investments. My meager $40k a year job is just my 'fun money' and I will be anxiously awaiting my huge 'tax rebate' when Obama is elected, along with my health care benefit. So, as far as I'm concerned, you guys can rape the hell out of 'the wealthy' in America, I'm out of the game now. Planning on enjoying the good life soon!
Interest rates and home prices don't concern me, my home is paid for and I have no debt, so do whatever you wish with that. If my property tax becomes too high, I have dibs on a nice condo for rent in Florida, been thinking about going there anyway. I think I might spend a little time deep sea fishing, just catching some rays, drinking margaritas all day... relaxing.
Since we are going completely Socialist, I have already applied to the government for my 'reparations' check, since I am part Native American and 'entitled' to it. I hope the first black president is proactive in passing 'reparations' legislation for descendants of former slaves, because I think we have some of those in our ancestry as well, my sister is checking on that now. We certainly do have African-American roots, so we should qualify for something, right? I should be getting my first casino royalties from the Cherokee tribe, about the time Obama is sworn in, and it is estimated to be around $1600. That should cover my fishing gear.
For those of you who thought I was going to be miserable and in agony over Republicans losing power, far from it, I am going to have the time of my life. I am really happy for you guys, I think you are better off winning this election than my side, because some of you may have committed suicide or something, if it didn't happen. I can handle the loss, it doesn't really matter to me anymore anyway, I have plenty of things to do with my life, and a lot of fun to be had with the 'new found money' coming my way soon. I know it will probably irritate you that I am spending your tax dollars on the frivolous things I enjoy, but I deserve to be happy and content in life, my government owes me.
so, anyway, I just wanted to let you know that contrary to what you may have been expecting, I am not going to be in any pain or misery over an Obama win, I am planning on having one hell of a good time with my tax refunds and entitlements. I hope you all enjoy yours as well!