She's like, twelve. I hope she ain't drinking on "Spring Break" (using quotes here to signify that I'm talking about the college phenomenon where kids go some place warm and get drunk and sleep with hot Southern co-eds and piss off douchey Southern college dudes by sleeping with said Southern co-eds and by buying the DJ a couple of beers and slipping him $20 to play New York, New York by Frank Sinatra, not because you are form New York but because you are a "Yankee" and you know that it will thoroughly piss off said douchey Southern college dudes as you entertain their ladyfriends -- not that I know anything about that). And if she is, that would be, like, fair game. As in, What the fuck kind of parents are the Obamas letting their 12 year old rage at "Spring Break" in Mexico.