JPP AWARDS (voting is now done)

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If you refuse to count votes for multiple posters, I'm declaring your count illegitimate and making my own.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy": SouthernMan
Most "Meet-in-real-life-able": Froggie
Most likely to induce a facepalm: USC
Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster: Annie
Most Respectable Poster: Damo
Poster with Biggest Ego: Grind
Funniest Poster: Charver
Best Thread Creator: Superfreak
Most Politically Informed: Epic
Best Debater: Mott
Best New Poster: Froggie
Best Youngin Award: LadyT
Most Valuable Poster: Asshat

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy" - Southern Man
Most "Meet-in-real-life-able" - Damocles
Most likely to induce a facepalm - Dixie
Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster - Froggie
Most Respectable Poster - Thorn
Poster with Biggest Ego - Dixie
Funniest Poster - Charver
Best Thread Creator - Dixie
Most Politically Informed - Bare Knuckled Pundit
Best Debater - Black as Coal
Best New Poster - Fish
Best Youngin Award - US Citizen
Most Valuable Poster - Grind

 

[WinterBorn]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy" - SouthernMan

Most "Meet-in-real-life-able" Froggie

Most likely to induce a facepalm Meme

Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster Thorn

Most Respectable Poster Thorn

Poster with Biggest Ego SouthernMan

Funniest Poster Charver

Best Thread Creator Dixie

Most Politically Informed Adam

Best Debater Damocles

Best New Poster Fish

Best Youngin Award WM

Most Valuable Poster BAC

 

[Damocles]

I dunno, I think that ID, TuTu and other AOLers would be considered "new" among our group that have known each other for almost a decade...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I dunno, I think that ID, TuTu and other AOLers would be considered "new" among our group that have known each other for almost a decade...

I concur.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Here are my write in picks

Best avatar(s) - Grind, hands down

Best Troll - Earl Buttz (The Tick roks too).

Best Blogger - Bare Knuckled Pundit. He don't post often but always worth the wait (Midcan is a near second).

Coolest Nickname - Ice Dancer of course.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

already said I am counting the aolers now ^^^

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy"
Topspin

Most "Meet-in-real-life-able"
AsshatZombie

Most likely to induce a facepalm
Taichiliberal

Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster
asshatzombie

Poster with Biggest Ego
topspin

Funniest Poster
beefy

Best Thread Creator
grind

 

[maineman]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy" southernman
Most "Meet-in-real-life-able" Mott the Hoople
Most likely to induce a facepalm meme
Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster Lady T
Most Respectable Poster Cypress
Poster with Biggest Ego dixie
Funniest Poster Charver
"Best" Thread Creator dixie
Most Politically Informed Adam
Best Debater Damocles
Best New Poster Froggie
Best Youngin Award ib1yysguy
Most Valuable Poster grind

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

already said I am counting the aolers now ^^^

Perhaps we should have a separate category for the AOLers, one for the P-FP-JPP chain, and one for the new guys? The AOLers have been here long enough that they should definitely be counted in a different category.

 

[Topspin]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy" (http://205.158.108.67/stuff/toughguy_magazine.jpg)
sty aka dumber than a brick
Most "Meet-in-real-life-able" (Who would you most like to meet in person)
BAC if he burns tree, if not Epi
Most likely to induce a facepalm (http://imgur.com/1NNjD.gif)
wth is that
Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster
noe
Most Respectable Poster
donQ
Poster with Biggest Ego
ME, I am that good
Funniest Poster
Me, have you seen the nicknames I've created and they have spread
Best Thread Creator

Most Politically Informed
Cypres, Mottly, Dharla, Damo, Superfreak
Best Debater (Clear, Articulate, Logical, Reasoning)
Mott
Best New Poster (last 3 months, over 300 posts)

Fish
PostModernProphet
Taichiliberal
Best Youngin Award (defined however you like)
None they are all gerbers stuck on soft food each with a critical flaw

 

[zappasguitar]

Most likely to be an "Internet Tough Guy"-USFreeDumb
Most "Meet-in-real-life-able"-froggie
Most likely to induce a facepalm-meme
Most "Get-Along-Able" Poster-froggie
Most Respectable Poster-AdamWeinberg
Poster with Biggest Ego-AssHat
Funniest Poster-dixie
Best Thread Creator-superfreak
Most Politically Informed-socratese(?)
Best Debater-dungheap
Best New Poster-fish
Best Youngin Award-ib1yysguy
Most Valuable Poster-

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Looks like were trending towards some clear winners.

Most meetable - Froggie
Funniest - Charver
Best Thread Starter - Dixie

 

[WinterBorn]

Looks like were trending towards some clear winners.

Most meetable - Froggie
Funniest - Charver
Best Thread Starter - Dixie

Charver is consistently hilarious.

 

[maineman]

Charver is consistently hilarious.

I agree... charver is the funniest poster I have ever encountered.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Charver is consistently hilarious.

and say what you want to about Dixie (and who hasn't?) but he sure does know how to start an argument! LOL

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I agree... charver is the funniest poster I have ever encountered.

The scary part is that in real life he's probably some mousy accountant who still lives with his mother.

 

[uscitizen]

The scary part is that in real life he's probably some mousy accountant who still lives with his mother.

How could that be? Wasn't he dodging roadside bombs in Iraq?
And had to leave the press room in Gaghdad while posting because the generals wanted the room?

 

[Minister of Truth]

How could that be? Wasn't he dodging roadside bombs in Iraq?
And had to leave the press room in Gaghdad while posting because the generals wanted the room?